Escape to Paradise: Nataliya Homestay, Bali Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Nataliya Homestay, Bali Awaits! - A Messy, Honest Review (and Why You Should Probably Go)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your average, sterile hotel review. This is a deep dive, a soul-searching experience, a caffeine-fueled rant (maybe), designed to get you really feeling the vibe of Nataliya Homestay in Bali. I spent some time there recently, and let me tell you, it was an experience. And honestly? I'm still processing it.
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Okay, formalities out of the way. Let's get messy.
First Impressions (and a Slight Panic Attack):
Getting to Nataliya felt…like an adventure. Bali traffic, as you might know, is a beast. We were bouncing around, sweating like pigs, and I, being the responsible one (cough), was starting to feel the pressure of “making this trip the best for everyone" - mostly because I booked it all! But then… bam. We arrived. And the first thing I saw? A stunningly lush tropical garden, almost aggressively green. It was so vibrant, so alive, that my initial panic began to melt away. Like, seriously, I felt my shoulders drop about a foot.
Accessibility: The Good, The Bad, and The… Mostly Good:
Okay, so, I’m not in a wheelchair myself. So, take this with a grain of salt. But I was actively looking for accessibility features because I knew I'd be reviewing this, and this is important stuff!
- Accessibility - The Good: The property does seem to go out of its way. Elevators are present. There are clear pathways, some flat, some with ramps. The staff seemed genuinely helpful, not just perfunctory. That’s a huge plus.
- Accessibility - The "Needs work": Well, as with any large hotel in this part of the world, it ain’t perfect. Not every area is totally accessible, and some of the paths towards some of the quieter areas were a bit bumpy. But the major stuff? Fine. No complaints on this end.
Rooms: Paradise Found (and Maybe a Few Mosquitoes):
Our room? Seriously nice. I mean, genuinely. And the free Wi-Fi in all rooms? YES. Crucial, absolutely crucial. I could post pictures of the insane infinity pool while simultaneously ordering room service! The air conditioning in my room was a true Godsend.
- Rooms - The Breakdown:
- Bed: Comfy. Huge. Like, I could get lost in it. The extra-long bed was an absolute blessing for my taller-than-average friend.
- Bathroom: My favorite part. Separate shower/bathtub? Yes, please! The bathrobes and slippers? A nice, luxurious touch.
- Cleanliness: SPOTLESS. I'm a total neat freak, and I was legitimately impressed. The daily housekeeping was on point.
- Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available: I'm a big fan of not being wasteful so I applaud not being forced to have the rooms sanitized every single day.
- Internet: Absolutely reliable. I had zero issues video chatting, which is a must for my work.
- Details: They really thought of everything! The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleeping in. The desk and laptop workspace were perfect for getting some work done (or, you know, pretending to).
- Quirks & Imperfections: I'm not gonna lie, one tiny mosquito found its way in. And as a chronic worrier, it bothered me, but it’s Bali! You're basically IN nature. But, there would have been nothing to worry about. The hotel probably had a dozen options to help combat this including but not limited to a Mosquito net, sprays, repellents, and who knows what else!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Prepare to Unbutton Your Pants:
Oh. My. God. The food. Seriously, the food. I mean, let me start by saying: the Asian breakfast was a revelation. Buffet in the restaurant? Score. The International cuisine was also amazing. AND the western breakfast was great. I'm just saying, I'm not sure how I did it, but I'm pretty sure I ate enough to keep me going for a week.
I also really appreciated that they had a salad in the restaurant. Sometimes, you want a little health in between the decadent stuff.
- Standout moments:
- The Poolside Bar: Seriously, one of the best views in the place to drink, and perfect for a cocktail with a view. The poolside bar was right there!
- Room Service: 24-hour. Need I say more? Perfect for late-night cravings (or, you know, recovering from ahem a long day).
- Desserts: Yes. Just yes.
- Observations: I didn’t find a vegetarian restaurant, which is something to be aware of. It’s probably best to let them know if you or someone in your party can be accommodated.
Things to Do (Besides Eating):
- The Pool. The Pool. THE. POOL. Seriously, this is the highlight. The swimming pool [outdoor] is more than enough. The pool with a view? Stunning. You could spend hours just floating and staring at the scenery.
- Spa Time: I got a massage. I opted for the body scrub and the body wrap. It was pure bliss. They have a Sauna. Seriously, I melted into a puddle of relaxation. If you're not a spa person, you will be.
- The Gym: I didn't make it to the fitness center (too busy eating and lounging), but it looked well-equipped.
- For the Kids: They got the babysitting service down, which is a huge win for any family. They even have Kids meals.
Safety and Cleanliness: Feeling Safe in Paradise:
- Cleanliness: Everything was spotless. I mean, obsessively clean.
- Hygiene Certification: Always a bonus, especially in these times.
- Hand Sanitizer: Everywhere!
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Check.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Check.
- Safe dining setup: Check. They follow all the necessary protocols.
Services and Conveniences: They Thought of Everything (Almost):
- Concierge: Super helpful with everything from booking tours to arranging transportation.
- Currency exchange: Convenient.
- Laundry service: Much needed!
- Airport transfer: Smooth and efficient.
- Food Delivery: They offer food delivery, which is convenient!
- Car Park: They offer Car Park [free of charge], which is very handy.
- Business Facilities: They have a xerox/fax machine, which seems handy.
Getting Around:
- Car park [on-site]: Convenient for everyone.
- Taxi service: Easy to call.
- Bicycle parking: A nice option if you want to explore locally.
- Car power charging station: Nice touch!
Accessibility - The Good, The Bad, and The… Mostly Good:
- Accessibility - The Good: The property does seem to go out of its way. Elevators are present. There are clear pathways, some flat, some with ramps. The staff seemed genuinely helpful, not just perfunctory. That’s a huge plus.
- Accessibility - The "Needs work": Well, as with any large hotel in this part of the world, it ain’t perfect. Not every area is totally accessible, and some of the paths towards some of the quieter areas were a bit bumpy. But the major stuff? Fine. No complaints on this end.
Final Verdict: Go. Just Go.
Look, Nataliya Homestay isn't perfect. No place is. But it’s pretty damn close. It offers all the amenities you could want, a stunningly beautiful setting, incredible food, and a staff that genuinely seems to care. Yes, there are some minor imperfections (hello, mosquitos!), but honestly? They're easily overshadowed by the overall experience.
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Nataliya's Chaotic Bali Adventure: A Mostly-Hilarious, Probably-Exhausting Itinerary (with a Warning Label!)
WARNING: This itinerary is not for the faint of heart. It's a suggestion, a loose guideline, a battle plan I'll likely abandon within 24 hours. Expect changes, delays, and maybe a few tears (mostly from me, probably). Pack your patience, your sense of humor, and an embarrassing amount of bug spray. Seriously. The mosquitos here are brutal, okay? Right, let's get started…
Day 1: Arrival – Paradise…or Possibly a Mild Panic Attack?
- Time: 08:00 - 10:00 - Arrival at Denpasar Airport (DPS). Assuming, of course, that my flight isn’t delayed by, like, 8 hours. (Fingers crossed, people!)
- Mode of Transport: Plane (duh). And then, hopefully, a pre-booked driver from Nataliya Homestay. Let's all cross our fingers that they actually remember to pick me up. I’ve imagined myself stranded at the airport in a mosquito-infested purgatory far more than makes me comfortable.
- Activity: Navigating the airport. This always feels like a survival game. Customs? Immigration? Pray I don’t accidentally smuggle a kilo of… well, anything, really.
- Expectation: Smooth sailing, a friendly welcome, and quick taxi ride.
- Reality (most likely): Lost luggage, a sweaty passport struggle, and a frantic search for my driver amidst a sea of enthusiastic taxi hawkers. Oh, and probably forgetting to exchange money until the last possible second.
- Time: 10:00 - 12:00 - Check into Nataliya Homestay, unpack, and immediately collapse on my bed. (Seriously. Jet lag, I'm calling you now.)
- Activity: Settle in, unpack, and fight the urge to nap. The temptation to embrace horizontal is almost a sin. Maybe explore my room, soak in the vibe.
- Quirk: Will most likely find a gecko staring at me from a corner. I have a complicated relationship with geckos.
- Emotional Reaction: A mix of relief, excitement and sheer, utter terror. This is… Bali. I’m actually in Bali. Will the WiFi work? Will I remember how to use the mosquito net?
- Time: 12:00 - 13:00 - Lunch at a warung nearby (recommendations, please - I need a good Nasi Goreng!)
- Activity: Seek out Authentic Balinese food.
- Quirk: Will definitely mispronounce the name of the dish. Probably repeatedly.
- Emotional Reaction: "OMG this is the best/most spicy thing EVER! (followed by immediate regret and a desperate search for water)"
- Time: 13:00-17:00 - After lunch- relax, explore Seminyak.
- Activity: Wander down to Seminyak beach, stroll along the sand, possibly purchase a souvenir (probably something I’ll regret later.)
- Quirk: Take approximately 500 photos of the sunset. And struggle to choose the right one when I post on Instagram.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated joy. The air, the sun, the ocean… it’s all just… beautiful.
Day 2: Ubud – Rice Terraces and Monkey Mayhem? (Spoiler Alert: Yes.)
- Time: 08:00 - 09:00 - Wake up! Breakfast at Nataliya or nearby.
- Mode of Transport: Taxi or possibly a rental scooter if I’m feeling brave (probably not).
- Activity: Rice Field tour.
- Quirk: I’ll probably spend more time photographing the rice paddies than actually appreciating them. And I will definitely get my shoes muddy.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure Awe. It’s so green! So lush! So… Instagrammable!
- Time: 11:00 - 13:00 - Ubud Monkey Forest.
- Activity: Explore the Monkey Forest.
- Expectation: Adorable monkeys. Calm, picturesque experience.
- Reality: Monkeys stealing my sunglasses, my water bottle, and possibly my soul.
- Emotional Reaction: A healthy dose of terror mixed with grudging admiration for the monkeys' audacity.
- Anecdote: Okay, so, I went to a Monkey Forest once, in a different trip, and I swear a monkey stole my lip gloss. My lips were extra shiny. I was already too close and was swarmed by the little devils. I swore to my life that this time, I won't fall for it.
- Time: 13:00 - 14:00 - lunch at a place, hopefully with a view of the rice terraces.
- Activity: Order some food and stare at the gorgeous view.
- Quirk: Will probably spill something all over myself. Again.
- Emotional Reaction: "This is the life!" Until I remember how much my bank account is crying.
- Time: 15:00 - 17:00 - Relaxing. Massage, shopping, or just me-time.
- Quirk: Will probably buy a batik sarong I won't wear again until this trip.
- Emotional Reaction: Ahh… pure bliss.
Day 3: Beach Day…and Potential Disaster!
- Time: 09:00 - 15:00 - Beach time at Padang Padang or Nusa Dua.
- Mode of Transport: Taxi.
- Activity: Sunbathing, swimming, and general beach bumming.
- Expectation: Relaxing in the sun like the world is going to end.
- Reality: Sunburn, forgetting sunscreen on my nose, sand everywhere, and potentially encountering a jellyfish.
- Anecdote: Last time I went to Nusa Dua I was enjoying myself on the beach, and I suddenly felt something stinging my leg. I tried to stay calm as I headed over to the lifeguard because I was feeling anxious. Turns out, it was a jellyfish, and the sting was excruciating. This time, I'm swimming between the flags and being mindful of the sea.
- Time: 15:00 - 17:00 - Explore Uluwatu Temple
- Activity: Explore Uluwatu Temple.
- Expectation: Breathtaking views, beautiful architecture.
- Reality: The same monkeys I want to stay away from, the same things getting stolen and the constant push from the tourists.
- Anecdote: The first time I went to Uluwatu, a monkey snatched my sunglasses and made a run for it. I had to bargain with a local to get them back. This time, I will hold onto my belongings for dear life.
- Time: 17:00-18:00 Enjoy the sunset at Uluwatu Temple.
- Expectation: Peaceful experience, feeling of peace and belonging.
- Reality: Breathtaking views, enjoying nature.
- Emotional Reaction: A sense of accomplishment and pride with myself.
Day 4: Cultural Immersion… and Pizza?
- Time: 09:00-11:00 - Cooking class.
- Activity: Learn the art of Balinese cooking.
- Quirk: Set the kitchen on fire while attempting to replicate my new recipe.
- Emotional Reaction: Total confusion, admiration for the local cooks, followed by a deep sense of accomplishment (if I don't poison myself).
- Time: 12:00 - 14:00 - Visit a local temple, experience a traditional ceremony.
- Activity: Witness a traditional ceremony or visit a local temple. (Important: Dress respectfully! No bare shoulders or knees!)
- Expectation: Deeper cultural understanding.
- Reality: Feeling slightly out of place, but ultimately moved by the experience. Maybe get a little teary-eyed.
- Emotional Reaction: Humbling and awe-inspiring.
- Time: 14:00 - 16:00 - Relaxing and me-time.
- Time: 19:00 - Dinner and drinks with new people.
- Quirk: Talk too much in my effort to be charismatic and not mess up the Balinese names.
- Emotional Reaction: Feelings of social connection and happiness.
Day 5: Departure – Until Next Time, Bali!
- Time: 08:00 - Final breakfast at Nataliya's. Savor it, people!
- Activity: Final packing. Say goodbye to ge
Okay, spill. Is Nataliya's place ACTUALLY "Paradise?" Or is it just, you know, Instagram-filtered paradise?
WHOA. Okay, alright. Filtered? Listen, I'm going to be honest. The pictures? Stunning. Like, "I need that life, NOW" stunning. The reality? Well, it's Bali, darling. Paradise *with* a side of chaos. Nataliya's is definitely closer to the heavenly end of the spectrum, but DON'T expect a constant stream of perfectly-timed sunsets and freshly-pressed sarongs.
My first impression? I arrived after a 20 hour flight. Smudged mascara, frizz city, and a deep, primal craving for a cold BINTANG. The pick-up from the airport was... a small, beat-up van that could *maybe* fit three actual humans. Let's just say I befriended the luggage. But! Once we arrived, and I finally saw that view... the one from the photos... I kinda forgot about the luggage situation. The lush rice paddies meeting the ocean? Yeah, that part is real. Absolutely breathtaking. I'll take a slightly dodgy airport transfer for THAT any day.
The rooms… are they clean? 'Cause I'm a bit of a germaphobe. (Don't judge me!)
Alright, alright, germaphobe… I get it. I'm NOT a germaphobe, but I appreciate a relatively clean space! And yes, generally speaking, the rooms were pretty clean, especially considering you're in Bali, where "ants" are basically a lifestyle choice. Nataliya and her staff work HARD to keep everything pristine.
However, and this is important: you're IN the jungle. You will encounter bugs. Tiny ones. Big ones. Possibly ones you've never seen before. Embrace it! Okay, maybe not *embrace* the giant cockroach that decided to join me in the outdoor shower one evening… I screamed, I’m not ashamed. But hey, it's part of the experience, right? Think of it as… adding extra protein to your Bali adventures. Kidding! Sort of…
Food! Tell me about the food. Is it authentic? Delicious? Did you get Bali Belly?
Oh. My. GOD. The FOOD! Okay, take a deep breath, Emily, and calm yourself. The breakfast at Nataliya’s will haunt my dreams in the best way possible. Fresh fruit plates so colorful they look photoshopped, fluffy pancakes, strong coffee... the works. I had the Nasi Goreng one morning and I literally almost cried. It was SO good, and it was homemade by Nataliya!
Authentic? Absolutely. Delicious? ABSOLUTELY. Bali Belly? Okay, let's get REAL here. Yes, I got it. Not *horrendously* bad, but a few days of… well, let's just say my exploration radius was drastically reduced. And here’s the kicker: I think it was from the ice in a dodgy smoothie I got on the beach, not Nataliya's food! So, my advice? Eat at Nataliya's whenever possible. And maybe skip the questionable ice situation. Just a thought.
What's the vibe like? Is it a party scene? A quiet retreat?
Okay, here's the beauty of Nataliya's: it's BOTH. It's primarily a relaxed retreat, perfect for de-stressing and connecting with nature, BUT it's also close enough to the main areas of Ubud to go out and party if you want. If there are other guests, and you're into that kind of thing, you can chat, have a few drinks, and share stories of your day, but it's not some wild resort with loud DJ's and all-nighters. It’s perfect, really. You get the best of both worlds.
I met some incredible people. A solo traveler who became my Bali bestie. A sweet couple on their honeymoon who offered me a ride to a super-secret beach. It's a lovely environment that fosters connection, even if you spend most of your time in a hammock with a book (like I did). The hosts are super friendly and helpful, ready to offer tips and point you in the right direction. They honestly make the place.
Okay, so you mentioned that view. What else is there to DO? Like, besides staring at views and eating delicious food.
Right, right, let's talk activities! Okay, so right there you can go for an amazing swim in the ocean. You can rent a scooter and get into the heart of Bali, which I definitely recommend, just be careful - driving there can be a bit hair-raising, but also so exhilarating! You can go to temples, visit Monkey Forest (it IS as cute as it sounds but WATCH YOUR BAGS) or have a lovely coffee at an Instagrammable cafe. Or, you can just sit in a hammock, and read. I preferred the latter, but I tried a few things!
I went on a cooking class which was SO MUCH FUN (even though I set the rice on fire. Oops). Nataliya can help you book everything, but really, even just wandering around is an adventure. One day, I got totally lost (thanks, Google Maps!) and ended up stumbling upon a local village with the most beautifully colorful temples and the friendliest people. That, my friends, is where the magic of Bali truly lies. More than some fancy spa, more than a perfect beach. It’s the messy, unplanned moments. The ones you'll remember forever.
Is it actually good value for money? Bali can be expensive.
Okay. So, value. This is an important one. In general, I could say Bali is pretty cheap, but there are spots where you can spend A LOT of money. Here's the thing about Nataliya's. It's not the *cheapest* place you'll find. But you're absolutely getting your money’s worth, plus some. They offer a lot and really care! I'd say it's a great mid-range option. If you're on a budget you can always find cheap options, but you get what you pay for, baby.
The view alone is worth the price of admission. The friendly and helpful staff, the feeling of being welcomed to paradise, and the amazing food, are all what make it so wonderful, so yeah - the value is good. It’s something you can’t put a price on. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. In fact, I'm already mentally planning my return to Nataliya's and my own little slice of Bali heaven. Because even with the hiccups and the occasional rogue cockroach, it really IS paradise. Or at least, as close as you’re gonna get.
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