Escape to Paradise: London-Style Kuching Homestay (OYO HOME 90260)
Escape to Paradise: London-Style Kuching Homestay Review - My Kuching Adventure! (Okay, maybe not paradise…)
Alright, buckle up, because I just got back from a stay at Escape to Paradise: London-Style Kuching Homestay (OYO HOME 90260), and let me tell you, it was… an experience. Before I dive in, let me be real: I’m not a travel blogger. I'm just a regular person, slightly frazzled, perpetually hungry, and utterly reliant on Wi-Fi. So, my review will reflect that. Expect some raw honesty and maybe a few tangents. And, oh boy, do I have opinions.
First Impressions and a Little Panic: Accessibility & Getting There
Getting to the homestay was easy peasy. They have Airport transfer, THANK GOD! After a long flight, the last thing I wanted was to wrestle with a taxi. They also boasted Car park [free of charge], which is a massive win in Kuching. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I did notice a few points on Accessibility. The Elevator was a life-saver, especially with my suitcase overflowing with… essential travel snacks. I glanced to see if there are Facilities for disabled guests which seemed like mostly a yes! (more clarification needed).
The Room: My London-Style Kuching Digs (with a few… quirks)
I booked a room, and the first thing that really hit me was the air conditioning. Praise the sun for Air conditioning because Kuching is HOT. The air conditioning in the public area was really appreciated and Complimentary tea was a nice touch. The room itself? Well… Non-smoking rooms – excellent. There was a Window that opens, always a win for letting in some fresh, albeit humid, air. Bathtub, Shower, Towels, Toiletries all present and accounted for! The Internet access – wireless worked most of the time…which is a win. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – that I can vouch for! I needed to work, and Laptop workspace was great.
I was pleasantly surprised with Additional toilet I did get a room at the high floor. I did not see a Safe, I was just hoping every time I went out. So I just had to have my belongings with me.
Food, Glorious Food (and the occasional culinary adventure)
Okay, the food situation. Here's where things got a little… complicated. Restaurants are available, and it's close enough that I could walk around from the home. I could get Room service [24-hour], which, after a long day of exploring, was a total lifesaver. They also have a Coffee shop.
They have Buffet in restaurant for breakfast, which was ok. Asian breakfast was available. There were good options for Vegetarian restaurant but I'm not vegetarian so I explored the other options. There was Happy hour, which I definitely took advantage of… because traveling is hard work!
Ways to Relax (or try to…)
Okay, this is where the "paradise" aspect gets a little… subjective. Swimming pool [outdoor]? Yep, there was one! It was clean, and actually was lovely. I didn't make use of the Spa/sauna, or Gym/fitness.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Important Stuff
The homestay seemed to take safety seriously. They had CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property. Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms. Hand sanitizer was readily available. I appreciated the basic hygiene certifications. There was also Professional-grade sanitizing services to make sure the place was well-maintained.
Services and Conveniences
Daily housekeeping was a godsend. I'm not a naturally tidy person, so having someone make my bed every day was… bliss. They also offered Laundry service, which I definitely needed. I could also get Cash withdrawal.
Things to Do…
Kuching is amazing. They have Car park [on-site] so there is a lot you can do.
The Verdict (and the Pitch)
Look, Escape to Paradise: London-Style Kuching Homestay (OYO HOME 90260) isn't a five-star resort. It's a solid, comfortable, and convenient place to stay in Kuching. The location is great for exploring. It might not be perfect, but it's got a certain charm, the staff is friendly, and that Wi-Fi? Reliable enough to keep me connected to the outside world. And sometimes, that's all you need.
Here's my no-nonsense offer for you:
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Here's why: You'll get:
- Comfortable, air-conditioned rooms with FREE Wi-Fi! Stay connected and cool!
- Delicious food options – 24-hour room service! Satisfy those late-night cravings after a day of exploring!
- A convenient location in the heart of Kuching! Explore with ease!
- Safe and secure environment! Feel comfortable staying with them.
- The chance to experience Kuching on a budget! You could relax in the pool with a great view of Kuching.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my Kuching adventure, centered around the OYO HOME 90260 Natol Homestay. Let's see if I can actually stick to this, or if I'll devolve into a pile of laundry and instant noodles by day three. Here we go!
Kuching Chaos: A Semi-Organized Itinerary (Pray for Me)
Day 1: Arrival & Annoyance (Mostly Delight, Though)
- 8:00 AM: Arrive Kuching International Airport (KCH). Pray to Vishnu it's not delayed. Airports are the worst. Honestly, why is security taking so long? I'm practically naked under this jacket, just let me through! (Okay, maybe not that dramatic).
- 8:30 AM: Grab a Grab (the app, obviously) to OYO HOME 90260 Natol Homestay. I've seen the photos, and, fingers crossed, it's actually as charming as it looks online. Seriously, if this place is a dump, I'm going to lose it. I paid how much for this?
- 9:00 AM: Check-in. Pray for friendly staff. And a decent bed. And clean towels. Okay, deep breaths…
- 9:30 AM: Settle in, unpack (or rather, chuck everything onto the bed). Explore the homestay. Is the WIFI actually fast enough to stream cat videos? (Priorities, people.) The room is actually pretty great! Clean, the AC is going strong, and the bed… well the bed seems okay, will test later.
- 10:00 AM: First, coffee. Desperately need coffee. Find a local kopitiam (coffee shop) nearby. I'm aiming for that authentic Kuching experience. The smell of roasting beans is intoxicating! Found a place, but the menu is all in Malay. Panic sets in. Point randomly, say "thank you" a lot. (Fingers crossed I didn't accidentally order a plate of ants.) The coffee is… strong. Very strong. Might need to sit down and contemplate my existence for a while.
- 11:00 AM: Wander around the immediate area, just to get my bearings. Kuching is a sensory overload! So many colors, sounds, smells. I swear I just saw a cat riding a motorcycle. Probably.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch! I am determined to try Sarawak Laksa. Heard it's the best in the world. Find a stall, bravely navigate the ordering process (pointing and smiling is key), and prepare for the culinary experience of a lifetime. It was good! Seriously so good that I'm already dreaming of the next bowl.
- 2:00 PM: Explore the Kuching Waterfront. It's hot. Very, very hot. But the views are spectacular! The river, the buildings, the humidity… it's all part of the charm, right? Probably. Feeling a bit overwhelmed, I should take breaks in the shade, lest I melt into a puddle of disappointment.
- 4:00 PM: Hit up the Sarawak Museum. This is the "I'm actually learning something" portion of the trip. Anthropology, history, culture… blah blah blah. Actually, it's pretty fascinating! And the air-con is a welcome break from the heat.
- 6:00 PM: Sunset cocktails (or mocktails, hydration is key) at a riverside bar. Reflect on the day. Feeling content. Maybe slightly sunburnt. Absolutely delicious, but can't have more than one cause I would be completely toasted.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at a local seafood restaurant. Seafood in Kuching! Yes, please. (Please, dear God, let it be fresh. Seafood poisoning is not on my itinerary.) Dinner was incredible, and I'm already plotting my next meal in Kuching.
Day 2: Adventure Time (and Potential Humidity Meltdown)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up (or stumble out of bed, more likely). Ugh, still tired. Coffee is a must.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the homestay. Crossing my fingers for toast and possibly a cereal that isn't entirely terrible. (I'm low-maintenance, I swear!)
- 9:00 AM: Head to Bako National Park. Taking a boat trip! This is actually exciting! Hopefully, the boat doesn't sink, and hopefully, I don't get seasick. The boat was fine. The sea was fine, the ride was amazing - the humidity, however, was not fine.
- 10:30 AM: Hike around Bako. Monkeys! Proboscis monkeys! So many monkeys! (Don't feed the monkeys. Don't make eye contact with the monkeys.)
- 1:00 PM: Lunch in Bako. Pack something! No, wait, where did I put that packet of snacks I packed? Oh, never mind, I'll just get something at the park.
- 2:00 PM: More hiking. Sweat. More sweat. Is this what being inside a washing machine feels like?
- 4:00 PM: Boat back to Kuching. Collapse. Into an exhausted, sweaty heap.
- 5:00 PM: Shower. The most glorious shower of my life.
- 6:00 PM: Explore Chinatown and maybe get some local snacks!
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at a Chinese restaurant, because, well, duh. Dim sum? Yes. All the dim sum.
Day 3: Culture Shock (and Shopping Spree)
- 8:00 AM: (Yeah, I'm sleeping in a little today. I deserve it.) Coffee and some toast.
- 9:00 AM: Visit the Sarawak Cultural Village. More culture! Actually, it's a fun experience, a living museum of the different indigenous tribes. Did a Sarawak traditional dance!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. I hope I can get another bowl of Sarawak Laksa.
- 1:00 PM: SHOPPING SPREE! Mostly for souvenirs. (And maybe a few things for myself. Don't judge.)
- 4:00 PM: Relax at the homestay! Chill. Read. Take a nap. Just breathe.
- 6:00 PM: Farewell dinner. (Already sad about leaving!)
- 8:00 PM: Pack, and get ready to depart the next day.
Day 4: Leaving (and a Heavy Heart)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up and finish up packing!
- 9:00 AM: Check out of the homestay. Say goodbye to the lovely staff.
- 9:30 AM: Last-minute souvenir shopping, just in case.
- 11:00 AM: Depart from Kuching.
Important Notes & Ramblings:
- Food: Eat everything. Seriously. Try everything. Embrace the spice. Embrace the unknown.
- Transportation: Grab is your friend. (Just pray the drivers don't get lost!)
- Pace Yourself: Kuching is hot. Hydrate. Wear sunscreen. Don't try to do too much. (I probably will, though.)
- Expect the Unexpected: Things will go wrong. Embrace the chaos. Laugh. A lot.
- The Homestay: Again, I hope it’s as great as it looks. If it is awful, I'm seriously considering a move to the streets and building a hut for the night, but I will have to see.
- My Emotional State: Expect mood swings. This is a solo trip, so I'm my own entertainment. And my own therapist, apparently.
- The Laundry: I'm going to attempt to wash some clothes. Wish me luck. I am really starting to think that I have bad luck when it comes to washing machines.
- Day 2, Bako: This deserves a rewind. The humidity! Oh, the humidity. I thought I was prepared. I had a hat. I had water. I had sunscreen. But the humidity… it was like the air itself was trying to hug me to death. My hair turned into a frizzy, unruly beast. My clothes were soaked through within minutes. Sweat was literally pouring off me. I'm pretty sure I lost two pounds just from sweating. But you know what? It was amazing. The monkeys! The rainforest! The sheer feeling of being utterly immersed in nature… It was a humbling experience, and I'm pretty sure I'll never forget it. Oh, and the boat ride back wasn't too bad, and getting myself in the shower afterward was like a taste of heaven.
So there you have it. My Kuching adventure, in all its messy, imperfect, and hopefully hilarious glory. Wish me luck. And send coffee.
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So, what *is* this place actually *like*, this Escape to Paradise thing? Don't just give me the brochure crap. Spill the tea!
Alright, alright, settle down. Okay, imagine… well, imagine someone in Kuching, bless their heart, *really* loved London. Like, proper, red-phone-booth-in-the-garden obsessed. That's the vibe. It's this… *interesting* collision of Malaysian heat and what they *think* is British charm. Think faux brick wallpaper, maybe a Union Jack cushion or two, and the insistent feeling you've stumbled into someone's eccentric Aunt Mildred's spare room, on steroids. Seriously, the pictures online? Exaggerated, darling. Utterly, deliciously… exagerated.
It’s… functional. Let's put it that way. Clean-ish. The aircon *works*, which is a godsend because Kuching’s humidity is no joke. The wifi, well, it did the bare minimum to keep me sane. Look, I went in with expectations… and came out with… *memories*. It's not the Ritz, ok? Accept that. But, man, were some of the things that happened there the stuff of legend.
The London-Style thing… is it *actually* London-y? Or is it just another gimmick? And please no more brick wallpaper.
Okay, real talk. The "London" is… a *suggestion*. More a fever dream inspired by a quick trip to a tourist shop. The red phone booth in the garden? Charming. Until you try to make a call and realise it's just… a phone booth. Empty. No phone. Just… a phone booth. The interior? Well, imagine a slightly-worn-out pub crossed with a budget hostel. There's definitely an attempt! And I have to respect it, for trying. Look, the heart's in the right place. And actually, I *loved* the sheer audacity of it all. It's so wonderfully bonkers.
My advice? Embrace the absurdity. Order some Teh Tarik and have a laugh. You'll go in expecting tweed jackets and come out with a full belly and a newfound respect for Kuching’s quirky side. It's not a museum. It's a *vibe*.
The location - is it convenient? Close to anything interesting?
Location? Okay. It's… not *central*. Definitely not walk-everywhere central. You're probably going to need to grab a Grab (the Southeast Asian Uber-like app – absolute lifesaver!). It's a bit out of the city center. Maybe a fifteen-minute drive, depending on the traffic (and Kuching traffic is a chaotic ballet of scooters and potholes).
But here's the thing. Because it is a bit off kilter, you get to see Kuching's reality. And the restaurants around the area… I stumbled upon this *amazing* little hawker stall selling laksa that was… the gods of noodles. Seriously, the best laksa I have ever had. Better than anything I had in the city center, hands down. And the locals are friendlier, too, because they're not overrun with tourists. So, it’s convenient-ish, but you gain much more.
Pro-Tip: Download Grab *before* you go. Or have one the locals help you. It will change your life.
What are the rooms *actually* like? Are they clean? Do they have any creature comforts? And tell me about the bed, please!
Right, the rooms. They're… adequate. Clean enough. Let’s just say I wouldn’t eat off the floor, but hey, I wouldn't eat off *any* floor. The aircon *works*, thank god for that. Kuching’s a sweaty beast. The bed? Eh. Not the Taj Mahal of beds, but it did the job. I slept. That's the main thing. I did a bit of a deep dive on that bed by the end. Okay, let me be honest, after a long day of exploring the local markets and battling the humidity, the bed was just... *there*. Safe. It held me. That is all I needed.
Creature comforts? Depends on your definition. There's a TV. The wifi, like I said, is barely there. But hey, you're in Kuching. You should be out exploring, not binging Netflix.
Food and drink situation? Anything nearby? Breakfast included?
Breakfast included. Yes! Although… don’t get your hopes up for a full English. It's… a continental-ish affair. Toast, some jam, maybe a sad little pastry that’s seen better days. Coffee? Oh, God, *please* bring your own. I learned that the hard way. My first morning, I choked it down for a solid ninety seconds and decided I’d be buying a proper brew from the little shop down the street if I wanted a decent cuppa.
Nearby? There are a few small restaurants. One of those tiny little *warungs* I mentioned. You *have* to try the laksa, trust me. It’s a short Grab ride to more options, though. Otherwise, you are on your own!
What about the staff? Are they helpful? Do they speak English?
The staff… are present. Service is… *variable*. Some are lovelier and the most helpful. Others… well, communication can be… interesting. English does seem to be a bit of a struggle at times. But they try. And honestly, the genuine kindness of the Malaysian people, even if there's a language barrier, is something special. They’re lovely. And some are more lovely than others, to be clear. But they want to help. Just don't expect a concierge service with perfect language skills. Just… be patient, be kind. And if you need something specific, try to be super clear. Then you'll be fine.
Would you recommend it? Honestly. Would you actually *go back*?
Okay, this is the big one, isn't it? Would I recommend it? And that is a *damn* good question. If you go in expecting a luxury experience, you will be disappointed. If you're looking for authentic Malaysian living, this is *also* not it.
But if you're up for an adventure, if you have a sense of humor, and if you don't mind a little bit of "rustic” charm… and if you're the kinda traveler with the ability to laugh at yourself, I…yeah, I kinda would. I would absolutely go back. Because it was memorableDigital Nomad Hotels
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