Escape to Paradise: Irene Palace Beach Resort, Rhodes Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Irene Palace Beach Resort - Rhodes Awaits! (A Slightly Unhinged Review)
Okay, folks, buckle up. Because I just got back from wrestling with the sun, sand, and service at the Irene Palace Beach Resort in Rhodes, and frankly, I need to unpack this whole experience. Forget perfectly polished reviews; this is the RAW, unfiltered, and possibly slightly sunburned truth.
First, the name, "Escape to Paradise"? Bit ambitious, innit? But hey, Rhodes… Greece… you know, expectations are sky-high. Let's see if the Irene Palace actually delivers.
Accessibility? Kinda.
Alright, I need to get something off my chest. I’m usually good, but let's be honest, accessibility stuff is, well, it’s important. They say it has "Facilities for disabled guests." BUT you're gonna need more specifics. Are there ramps everywhere? Wide doorways? Accessible rooms listed? This is something you NEED to check directly with the hotel. I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't looking for it personally, but if it’s important to you, do your homework. Don’t just take my word for it!
Rooms: From "Meh" to “Pretty Good” (Depending…):
The rooms! Okay, clean. That’s a HUGE plus. They seem to take the whole "Cleanliness and safety" thing seriously with things like "Anti-viral cleaning products" and staff who actually look like they know what they're doing. (Which, after the past few years, is a HUGE relief). "Rooms sanitized between stays" – check. Room sanitization opt-out available? Smart.
Now, the stuff inside the room. Let’s go through some of the "Available in all rooms" stuff.
- Air conditioning: Needed, oh so needed! We're talking Rhodes in the summer, friends.
- Air conditioning: Needed, oh so needed! We're talking Rhodes in the summer, friends.
- Alarm clock: It’s there. It works. Annoying, honestly. (Who uses alarm clocks anymore?!)
- Bathrobes: Nice touch. Feels fancy, even if I just wore them to the pool.
- Bathtub: Score! Always love a soak after a long day of pretending to be a tourist.
- Blackout curtains: Thank God! Those Greek sunrises are relentless.
- Coffee/tea maker: Bless. My caffeine addiction requires this. And the complimentary tea? Nice surprise.
- Desk: If you have to do work (shudders).
- Hair dryer: Essential for my perpetually frizzy hair.
- In-room safe box: Good, always. Because, you know, paranoia.
- Internet access- wireless: Free Wi-Fi! YES! (More on this later).
- Mini bar: Stocked but… expensive. Preemptive tip: hit the local shop.
- Non-smoking: Thank the heavens.
- Private bathroom: Naturally.
- Refrigerator: To keep your wine cold (priorities).
- Satellite/cable channels: Fine, if you’re into that. I wasn’t.
- Seating area: Comfy… mostly.
- Shower: Water pressure was decent. Important.
- Slippers: A nice touch, for that bougie hotel feel.
- Soundproofing: Actually quite good. No screaming kids (thankfully).
- Telephone: Still exists!
- Toiletries: Okay, a bit basic. But they have the essentials.
- Towels: Plenty! Huge plus!
- Wake-up service: If the alarm clock fails.
I'm realizing, a lot of the essentials are covered, which is a solid start.
Internet: The (Sometimes) Unreliable Friend
Right, the Wi-Fi. Okay. "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" YES! Except… it's not always the fastest thing. Sometimes it felt like I was connecting to the dial-up internet of the early 2000s. I mean, it worked… eventually. But if you’re planning on streaming Netflix, be prepared for some buffering. They do have "Internet [LAN]" in the room, which I didn't even try.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Grub, Glorious Grub!
Okay, I need to breathe here, because this is where the Irene Palace got a lot of it right. Food. My true love.
- **Breakfast: ** Oh, the breakfast! "Breakfast [buffet]". Yes, but it's not just breakfast. It's a breakfast experience. You can opt for "Breakfast takeaway service," but honestly? That buffet is worth waking up for. From the "Asian breakfast" (trust me, I tried it) to the "Western breakfast," they have it all. There was even a "Vegetarian restaurant." Food delivered straight to your room, for those lazy mornings. "Coffee/tea in restaurant," yes, again!
- Restaurants, Bars and Happy Hour: the "Bars" and "Poolside bar" are great. They serve alcohol, food, and, more importantly, have that vacation vibe. Happy hour, absolutely! Just what you need after a day of sightseeing!
- Other options : "A la carte in restaurant," "Buffet in restaurant," "Coffee shop," "Desserts in restaurant," "Happy hour," "International cuisine in restaurant," "Room service [24-hour]", "Snack bar," "Soup in restaurant," "Vegetarian restaurant," All good!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa-tastic!
Okay, this is where the "Escape to Paradise" name starts making sense.
- Swimming Pool: There's an "Swimming pool [outdoor]," and it's glorious. And there’s more than one!
- Spa & Relaxation: This part was dreamy. I hit the "Spa/sauna," and the "Sauna," "Steamroom," The whole shebang. Did I use the "Body scrub" and "Body wrap"? You betcha! (Don't judge me).
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Secure
Okay, let's get serious again for a sec. Safety is important.
- Safety First: They’ve got the basics covered, like "Fire extinguisher," "First aid kit," "Smoke alarms," and "Security [24-hour]".
- COVID-Era Adjustments: They were on point with the whole pandemic stuff. "Hand sanitizer" everywhere, "Physical distancing of at least 1 meter," and "Staff trained in safety protocol." I felt pretty safe overall.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Extras
The Irene Palace has a solid selection of "Services and conveniences." "Air conditioning in public area," "Business facilities," "Cash withdrawal," "Concierge," "Convenience store," "Currency exchange," "Daily housekeeping," "Doorman," "Dry cleaning," "Elevator," "Facilities for disabled guests," "Food delivery," "Gift/souvenir shop," "Invoice provided," "Ironing service," "Laundry service," "Luggage storage," "Meeting/banquet facilities," "On-site event hosting," "Safety deposit boxes," "Smoking area," "Terrace," "Wi-Fi for special events," "Xerox/fax in business center," all good.
For the Kids: Family Fun!
"Babysitting service," "Family/child friendly," "Kids facilities," "Kids meal." While I didn’t have kids with me this time, I noticed they were catering to families.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
"Airport transfer," "Bicycle parking," "Car park [free of charge]," "Car park [on-site]," "Car power charging station," "Taxi service," "Valet parking." Super convenient.
The Verdict?
Look, the Irene Palace isn’t perfect. The Wi-Fi could be better, and some rooms might have slightly dated decor. But overall? It’s a solid choice. You get a good value for your money, you're taken care of. The staff is friendly, the food is delicious, and you can finally get some serious relaxation, especially in that spa!
My Final, Slightly Sarcastic, Recommendation:
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into a week at the Irene Palace Beach Resort in Rhodes, Greece. Forget those perfectly manicured itineraries online – this is real life, folks. Expect sunburns, souvenir regrets, and a healthy dose of "wait, did I really just say that?"
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Sunscreen Fail of '24 (or Maybe '25? Who Can Remember?)
- 10:00 AM (ish) - Arrival at Rhodes Airport (RHO): Let the chaos begin! After a flight that felt approximately the length of the Iberian Peninsula, we stumble bleary-eyed off the plane, fueled by questionable airplane coffee and the vague promise of sunshine. My internal monologue is currently oscillating between "Greece, here I am!" and "Did I remember to unplug the iron?"
- 11:00 AM - Transfer to Irene Palace: The resort bus… smells suspiciously of stale air conditioning and the ghosts of a thousand forgotten holidays. But hey, the driver is blasting Greek pop music, so points for effort!
- 12:00 PM - Check-in & Panic: Okay, so the lobby is beautiful. Picturesque. But then the receptionist tells me my room isn't quite ready. My room. The room I booked months ago. Apparently, one of the other guests is taking a little longer to check out. Okay, deep breaths. I swear, I'm seeing a theme here. A recurring theme of "Wait a Moment…"
- 1:00 PM - The Sunscreen Debacle: Finally, room key in hand! We locate the room and… it's fine. Nothing to write home about, except it probably should be about writing home about. We quickly decide that we should unpack and head down to the beach. Which then begins the monumental task of locating the sunscreen. After a frantic search involving half-unpacked suitcases and a near-meltdown, we realize the sunscreen is… in my checked bag. Which is still… somewhere. Which, I later discover, meant I had to spend about 40 minutes in the sun, which led itself to a magnificent lobster-red sunburn. Consider this a cautionary tale. Always find the sunscreen first. Learn from my mistakes.
- 3:00 PM - Beach-side Bliss (and Pain): I eventually find the sunscreen, slather it on (a little too late, as my skin loudly reminded me), and finally make it to the beach. The water is crystal clear, the sand is soft, and the sun… well, the sun is a vengeful god today. Okay, maybe the sunburn isn't so bad. I'm sipping a ridiculously overpriced cocktail, and the world feels… almost right. Except, I swear, that seagull is judging me.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the Resort: The buffet is… a buffet. There's everything, and yet, nothing particularly special. We try a bit of everything, from the dry-looking chicken to the suspicious-looking seafood salad. The wine is passable, the company is better, and let's be honest, I'm too tired to be picky.
- 8:00 PM - Sunset Stroll (or Attempt Thereof): The sunset is, as promised, magnificent. We stumble along the beach, feeling vaguely romantic, until I get sand in my shoes and start complaining. Priorities, people. Dinner, beach, drama.
Day 2: Lindos & Lost in Translation
- 9:00 AM - Lindos Adventure: I'm convinced the early wake-up call was a form of torture. But Lindos is a must-see, so we drag ourselves out of bed.
- 10:00 AM - The Ride to Lindos: The bus ride… what can I say? The Greek drivers like to drive, shall we say enthusiastically. I spend most of the journey clutching the seat and muttering silent prayers.
- 11:00 AM - Reaching Lindos: Lindos is gorgeous. Whitewashed houses clinging to the hillside, a stunning bay, and the ancient Acropolis looming above. It's definitely worth the trip. However, it is hot. Mind-numbingly hot. I start feeling like I'm going to spontaneously combust.
- 12:00 PM - Acropolis Ascent: The climb to the Acropolis is brutal. I'm pretty sure I saw a small child pass me on the way up. It's a steep climb and I find myself wondering if the view is worth it (spoiler alert: it totally is). The views are breathtaking. The history is fascinating. But the heat is relentless. I can feel my sunburn burning.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch Mishap: We attempt to order lunch at a taverna overlooking the bay. My Greek is non-existent, their English is… well, let's just say there are multiple crossed wires. I attempt to order chicken and get a plate piled with what I assume is lamb. It tastes… interesting.
- 2:00 PM - Beach Time in Lindos (Again, With Sunscreen This Time!): More beach time, this time in the stunning Lindos bay. The water is glorious, the atmosphere relaxed. We spend a couple of hours swimming and relaxing, forgetting the stress and the heat. In the sea, I feel good.
- 5:00 PM - Back to the Resort: Still slightly delirious from sun and heat, we make our way back to the resort. The bus ride home, however, is a bit more relaxed, and I end up falling asleep.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner & Poolside Drinks: After freshening up, we head for dinner. More buffet adventures and then a few well-deserved poolside drinks. The pool felt cold, perfect for the heated skin.
Day 3: Relaxation & Retail Therapy (and Mild Panic)
- 9:00 AM - Sleep In!: Today is a day of rest! (Thank goodness!)
- 10:00 AM - Sunbathing & Book Time: I find a sun lounger, and finally get to enjoy the simple pleasure of reading a book in the sun.
- 12:00 PM - Buffet Lunch: The buffet is starting to feel familiar. Even the suspicious-looking salad.
- 2:00 PM - Retail Therapy: We take a trip to the shops. I buy way too many souvenirs I'll probably regret later. Greek fridge magnets are a must, right?
- 4:00 PM - Beach Walk & Reflections: We stroll along the beach, discussing our trip. We're starting to get a bit of a tan. It's relaxing, until…
- 5:00 PM - The Room Key Mystery: I can't seem to find my room key. After a frantic search of my bag, my clothes, and my entire being, it's gone. Gone! I start to panic. My brain starts racing. I have to go to reception to get it sorted.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner & Sunset: The key mystery is solved. Back to the beach and dinner and sunset.
Day 4: A Day Trip Turned Drama: Rhodes Town & the Wobbly Bus of Doom
- 9:00 AM - Rhodes Town Bound: A day trip to Rhodes Town is on the cards. We're excited to explore the old town, a UNESCO World Heritage site. We board the bus but it's the older, more rattling bus.
- 10:00 AM - The Wobbly Ride: The bus is full to the brim. It lurches, it groans, it occasionally swerves as the driver navigates Greek roads. My stomach is doing somersaults.
- 11:00 AM - Arrival in Rhodes Town: The old town is stunning! The narrow streets, the medieval architecture, the atmosphere. I think I'm in love.
- 12:00 PM - Lost in the Labyrinth: We get lost in the labyrinthine streets, which is both delightful and slightly terrifying.
- 1:00 PM - Lunch Interrupted: We find a quaint taverna for lunch and decide to order a Greek salad. Then the waiter drops a plate of olives on my lap. My shirt is covered in olive oil. What a disaster.
- 2:00 PM - Souvenir Shopping, Again! We get lost again, but that's a good thing as this takes us across the shops. I buy everything possible.
- 4:00 PM - The Return Trip: The bus back is even worse than the way there. I swear, I think the bus driver is testing the tensile strength of the suspension.
- 5:00 PM - Reaching the Resort: We're back at the resort, feeling slightly shell-shocked, but also exhilarated.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner & Drinks to De-Stress: Dinner is at the resort. After the day’s stress, we decide to de-stress.
Day 5: The Grand Hotel Fail & Sunset on the Beach
- 9:00 AM - Pool Time: I'm pretty sure I've earned a day by the pool from all the sightseeing
Escape to Paradise: Irene Palace Beach Resort, Rhodes Awaits! - My Chaotic FAQ
Okay, so you're thinking about the Irene Palace. Rhodes? Sounds dreamy, right? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because my experience was... well, let's just say it was an experience. I'm gonna try to answer your questions, but honestly, my brain’s still a bit scrambled from the sun and the ouzo. Here goes... (deep breath)
Is the beach as amazing as the pictures make it look?
YES! Okay, okay, maybe *almost* as amazing. Those pictures are probably Photoshopped within an inch of their lives, but the beach… the beach is gorgeous. The sand is soft, the water is that crazy turquoise you secretly dream about… and there were these little crabs skittering around at dawn. Seriously cute.
My only slight snag? Waking up early to actually *get* a sun lounger. It was a full-on, competitive beach chair dash. The early birds get the worm... or in this case, the strategically positioned umbrella shade. One morning, I swear I saw a woman sprint, practically belly-crawling, towards a prime spot. Pure athleticism – and dedication!
What about the food? Is it actually good?
Alright, the food... this is where things get a little… let’s call it “varied.” The buffet? Expect a whole *lot* of choices. Lots. Maybe *too* many choices. The *quantity* is definitely there. The quality? Well, some days it was spectacular! The Greek salads were heavenly, and I could have easily eaten my weight in feta (and probably did on at least two separate occasions).
Other days... let's just say you'd find yourself strategically picking out the least suspect items. Like, I developed a weird obsession with the breadsticks. And the desserts? Hit or miss. One day, a baklava that could bring a tear to your eye (in a good way!). The next? Something vaguely sponge-shaped that tasted suspiciously of yesterday's leftovers. The a la carte restaurants, though? SO much better. Book them early, trust me. Especially the Greek one. Order the moussaka. Just do it. You won't regret it.
Are there activities for kids?
Oh, absolutely! Kids' club, playgrounds, pools… the works. I saw a LOT of kids having a blast. Honestly, I was half-tempted to sneak into the kids' disco one night (don't tell anyone!). I'm not sure if there were any activities geared towards cranky adults, though. (Just kidding! Mostly.) They had a few pool-side games, but they felt a bit, um... forced. Like the staff *really* wanted us to be having fun. Which, naturally, made me want to retreat to the bar with a book and a very large cocktail. But if you *have* kids, they'll be entertained. That's the main thing, yeah?
What's the deal with the rooms?
The rooms… okay, let's be real, they’re not exactly the Ritz. They’re functional. Clean-ish. We had a sea view (worth it!), and the balcony was lovely for sunset-watching with a glass of wine. The air conditioning, however, was a bit… temperamental. One night it froze me solid; the next, I was sweating like a pig in a sauna. The water pressure in the shower was also… questionable. You might want to pack a good conditioner – you'll need it after struggling with the low flow. One morning, I was convinced a tiny, mischievous Greek deity was personally messing with my shower.
But, honestly? The bed was comfortable, the view was amazing, and the little things didn't matter *that* much. You aren’t there to hang out in your room all day, are you? You're there to soak up the sun and not think about your messy life back home. (Unless your messy life *is* there, in which case, my condolences.)
Is there a spa?
Yes! There's a spa. I got a massage. And... it was… okay. Look, the masseuse was lovely, bless her heart, but the room wasn't exactly the zen paradise I was hoping for. A bit noisy from the hallway, and I could hear the kids splashing in the pool. It wasn't *bad*, but it wasn’t quite the transcendent experience I'd envisioned. I'm a spa snob, what can I say? I'd definitely recommend a DIY spa day on your balcony instead. Pack the face masks! And a bottle of wine.
How's the service?
The service was… variable. Some staff members were absolutely lovely, friendly, and went above and beyond. Others… well, they seemed a little overworked. The bar staff were generally fantastic. Especially the guys who make the cocktails! They work their *butts* off. One guy remembered my drink order on the second day! (Yes, I’m a creature of habit.) The people at the front desk could be a bit… curt. But hey, they're dealing with hundreds of people every day! Overall, it’s a mixed bag. Just be patient and try to smile. A little kindness goes a long way.
Would you go back?
Hmm… that’s a tough one. Despite the little hiccups, I had a really *good* time. The beach, the sunsets, the general feeling of being on vacation... you can't put a price on that. Would I go back *tomorrow*? Maybe not. I'm more of a "try something new" kind of person. But would I recommend it? Yes, absolutely! Just go with realistic expectations. And bring extra sunscreen. Seriously, slap it on. And maybe pack your own travel-sized shower head, just in case. ;) And for heaven's sake, make sure you get a sea view! You won't regret it.
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