Greenland Farm Nakhonratchasima: Thailand's BEST Kept Secret (You HAVE to See This!)
Greenland Farm Nakhonratchasima: Thailand's BEST Kept Secret (Seriously, Go!) - A Review From Someone Who's Actually Been There
Okay, so here's the deal. I'm back from Greenland Farm Nakhonratchasima, and I'm still buzzing. My head is still somewhere between a fluffy sheep, a perfectly poached egg, and the weirdly addictive scent of lemongrass. This place… it's not just a hotel. It's an experience. And yes, the title's right. This is genuinely Thailand's best-kept secret, and I'm about to blow it wide open. Get ready for a rollercoaster of a review, because honestly, processing this place is a bit like wrestling a cuddly, slightly overgrown yak. Buckle up.
First Impression: Finding the Secret Passage (Accessibility and Getting There)
Okay, first things first. Finding this place is a little adventure in itself. It's off the beaten track - which is part of its charm. Accessibility-wise? Hmm. Let's be real. You're not going to be zipping around in a wheelchair with perfect ease, but they do have facilities for disabled guests listed. It's not a sprawling, perfectly accessible resort. It's more charming countryside. Car park [free of charge] is a huge plus, because you will need a car. They offer Airport transfer, which is a massive win, especially after a long flight. They also have Car park [on-site] and Valet parking if you're feeling fancy. There’s even a Car power charging station – a rare gem!
Getting Connected (Internet and Other Conveniences):
Let's talk wifi, because let's face it, that's vital in today's world. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes, all rooms. And the Wi-Fi in public areas was also pretty solid. I mean, it's the countryside, but I could still upload my Instagram stories of fluffy sheep without too much delay. The Internet Access [LAN] is available, perfect for some work maybe? The Internet services are good! I needed it to pay the bills while relaxing, and I did that without problem. They also have Air conditioning in public area, which is great for those brutally hot Thai afternoon. Cash withdrawal is available. Convenience store is a massive plus, because let’s be honest: you always forget something. Daily housekeeping is great. They even have Elevator! They also offer Invoice provided.
The Rooms: A Sanctuary of Soft Furnishings and…Sheep!
My room? Divine. Truly. You can tell they put a lot of thought into the details. Air conditioning – a lifesaver, obviously. Free bottled water was plentiful. Coffee/tea maker – essential for a caffeine addict like myself. Alarm clock (old school, but functional), Desk to work. Hair dryer in the bathroom. They also have In-room safe box, Refrigerator, and Satellite/cable channels and Wake-up service.
The bed? Heavenly. Seriously, the Extra long bed was incredible. I sink into it as if in a cloud of cotton candy. I had Blackout curtains to completely block the light, so I could get a good sleep in the afternoon. The Closet was spacious, and they had Bathrobes, which made me feel like a pampered celebrity (even if I looked more like a slightly disheveled sheep farmer). The Non-smoking rooms is a great advantage. Soundproof rooms are also available which it's great for a good and peaceful sleep.
The Bathroom: A Place to Escape (and Maybe Get a Little…Dramatic)
The bathroom was… well, let’s just say I spent a significant amount of time in there. They had Additional toilet, Bathtub, Bathroom phone (yes, really!), Complimentary toiletries, Private bathroom, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers. There was even a Mirror where I could contemplate the existential dread of being a middle-aged woman in a fabulous Thai hotel. Don't judge!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Prepare for Food Coma
Okay, the food. This is where Greenland Farm truly shines. I'm not even going to try to remember everything I ate. It was a glorious blur of culinary delights. They have Restaurants with A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet] with a huge variety. They also have Bottle of water. There's also a Coffee shop, a Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant. I swear I could happily spend several days (and nights) just wandering between the restaurant and the pool bar. Room service [24-hour] is available, which is a massive bonus. Don't miss the Desserts in restaurant
And the Bar! Oh, the bar. The happy hour was a highlight. The poolside bar was just another layer of awesome, they have Coffee/tea in restaurant.
However, I did have one minor hiccup. The Breakfast takeaway service was not as convenient as I expected. The other option, Alternative meal arrangement, was available but I did not ask.
Things to Do (Besides Eat Your Body Weight in Deliciousness):
This place is far from just a eating and relaxing place! They have Swimming pool [outdoor]. The Pool with view is something to behold!
The Spa!! Oh, the Spa/sauna! I got the Massage and the Body scrub and I swear I floated out of there. They have a Sauna, a Spa, steamroom, and Foot bath! If you need more physical activity, the Fitness center is here.
For the Kids:
Family/child friendly. They also have Babysitting service and Kids facilities, so it's good to visit with the family/kids.
Safety and Cleanliness: Peace of Mind (and a Little Obsession)
Okay, I was a little freaked out about cleanliness, I admit it. But Greenland Farm nails it. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options (bless!), Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. Honestly, I felt safer there than I do at home. This is something that put me at ease to be honest.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
They offer the Concierge, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes. They offer Smoking area, Terrace, and Front desk [24-hour]. They had a Gift/souvenir shop where I bought way too many sheep-themed trinkets. Doorman, Dry cleaning, and Ironing service.
Business, Events and Romance
They offer Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Indoor venue for special events, Meetings, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meeting stationery, Projector/LED display, Seminars, Wi-Fi for special events, and Xerox/fax in business center. They have Exterior corridor, which is something to keep in mind. They also have Proposal spot!
Cleanliness and Safety: Peace of Mind (and a Little Obsession)
Okay, I was a little freaked out about cleanliness, I admit it. But Greenland Farm nails it. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options (bless!), Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. Honestly, I felt safer there than I do at home. This is something that put me at ease to be honest.
The Quirks and the Imperfections: It's Not Perfect, and That's Okay.
Okay, so here's the truth. It's not perfect. There were a couple of minor blips. The Front desk [24-hour] wasn't always a shining beacon of instant service. And the Laundry service took a little longer than expected. But honestly? Those tiny imperfections just added to the charm. It's a place that feels real, not overly polished.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sterile, TripAdvisor-approved itinerary. This is my attempt to conquer The Greenland Farm in Nakhonratchasima, Thailand. Prepare for the chaos… and maybe a few existential crises along the way.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Chicken Debacle (Or: Why You Should Pack Extra Snacks)
- 7:00 AM (ish) - Bangkok Departure: Ugh, the airport. Just a necessary evil. My flight was delayed, naturally. Which, in my world, translates to "opportunity to contemplate all the choices I've made." Which, inevitably, leads to buying ridiculously priced airport coffee. It's a vicious cycle.
- 10:00 AM (ish) - Korat Arrival & Taxi Fiasco: Landed! The scorching Thai sun already kissing my pale skin. Tried to haggle with a taxi driver. Failed miserably. He looked at me like I was a particularly clueless water buffalo. Lesson learned: brush up on my Thai price-negotiation skills. Or just accept defeat with a smile.
- 12:00 PM - The Greenland Farm Check-In & First Impressions: Okay, wow. Pictures don't do this place justice. It's… a farm! Green, as advertised. Cows, chickens, the whole shebang. Check-in was smooth, surprisingly. Though the receptionist did give me the side-eye when I asked about gluten-free options (more on that later, I'm a train-wreck).
- 1:00 PM - Lunch & The Chicken Catastrophe: Restaurant time! Ordered Som Tum (papaya salad, my weakness) and… chicken. Beautiful, crispy, juicy chicken. Or so I thought. Took one bite… and it was. RAW. Absolutely, horrifyingly, disgustingly raw in the middle. My stomach lurched. I'm not one to be a fussbudget, but this was a culinary crime. Flagged down a waiter (with a pathetic little wave, because I'm a terrible person). He apologized profusely, replaced it with another one, which was… slightly less raw. Let's just say, I spent the next few hours obsessing over potential salmonella.
- 3:00 PM - Wandering & Wondering: Needed a palate cleanser. Walked around, trying to forget the chicken trauma. The farm's pretty! But it's hot. My skin is already glistening with a beautiful sheen. I found some cows. They don't seem to care about my chicken woes. Should I be jealous? Maybe.
- 5:00 PM - Sunset & The Existential Swing: Found a swing looking out over the fields. Sat on it. Swung. Contemplated the meaning of life. Decided it's probably something about enjoying a decent sunset. And maybe avoiding raw chicken. God, that chicken.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner & The Mosquito Invasion: They have a bonfire thing! So I ate a delicious grilled fish, the food was a hit. But the mosquitoes. They’re relentless! I swear, I'm currently wearing more bug spray than clothing. Swatted furiously for a solid hour. Regretted not bringing stronger repellant.
- 9:00 PM - Early Night (Due to Mosquito Warfare): Gave up. Retreating to my room, where I will hopefully be safe from the bloodthirsty tiny terrors. Reading a book (with the door closed, of course) and trying not to think about the chicken. Also, am definitely craving a snack. But all the snacks were consumed during the airport ordeal.
Day 2: Adventures in Farming & (Hopefully) Revenge on the Chickens
- 7:00 AM - Sunrise & The Awakening of My Inner Farmer: Surprisingly, I slept well. The mosquito assault last night had left me exhausted. But the dawn light over the fields is breathtaking. Decided to embrace the farm life, or at least pretend to.
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast & The Bacon of Redemption: The breakfast buffet was a miracle. Real, cooked-through, delicious bacon. My faith in sustenance was restored. Ate an alarming amount of fruit, because I felt I needed to compensate for the trauma of the previous day.
- 9:00 AM - Cow Milking (Attempted): They offered a "cow milking experience." Sounded fun, right? Wrong. I, a delicate flower of the city, was utterly hopeless. The cow looked at me with a mixture of apathy and mild disdain. Gave up after about 5 minutes, covered in… well, let's just say it wasn't milk. Humble pie, anyone?
- 10:00 AM - Planting Rice (Actually Kind of Enjoyed It): More success! We all got to plant a little rice. I actually enjoyed being one with nature. I suspect I’ll regret that feeling in about a week once the muscle-ache sets in. This is definitely a 'grammable moment.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch, Again! (And Praying for Cooked Chicken): Ordered Pad Thai. No chicken this time! Thank goodness. Still ate with one eye on the food, the other on the waiter.
- 1:00 PM - The "Greenland" Tour. Mostly a Lie, but Fine: A Jeep Tour! This was the best way to enjoy the vast spaces of the farm. It's beautiful, it’s all so green. The guide was a bit monotone. But his lack of enthusiasm actually became kind of endearing.
- 3:00 PM - The Water Park (and My Lack of Swimming Skills): I figured I'd try the water park. Which I did, and it was fun. The slides are crazy and the water is cold, which in the heat is a true blessing. I felt like I could be good at it. I didn’t know the place has a slide where it can make you go, "wheeeeee!" I'm not sure if I can say I enjoyed the ride; my body might have gotten a little bit banged up in the process.
- 5:00 PM - Relaxing at the lakeside: Relaxing and enjoying a book. It was peaceful.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner, Again! (And still, NO chicken) Dinner was at the restaurant. I ordered a delicious grilled fish.
- 7:00 PM - Preparing for a Journey to Korat City: The next day will be about visiting Korat city. The time went faster than I expected.
Day 3: Goodbye, Greenland (And Hello, the Real World!)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast & Reflecting on the Chicken… and Everything Else: One last breakfast buffet. Bacon-related joy remains. I still, haven't fully processed the chicken incident.
- 9:00 AM - Checkout & Farewell to the Farm: The farm itself is lovely, for sure. But I'm ready to go home. Ready for a real bed, a shower with actual water pressure, and maybe… a salad.
- 10:00 AM - Taxi to Korat, the adventure continues: The taxi driver was polite. He didn’t try to rip me off. Progress!
- 11:00 AM - Korat City Exploration: The city is nice and the people are polite. I found some great street food. I recommend everyone to try the city.
- 2:00 PM - Time to prepare for the airport: I got my travel guide ready for my next trip.
Final Thoughts:
The Greenland Farm… well, it was an experience. Raw chicken aside (shudders), it was also beautiful, relaxing, and surprisingly thought-provoking. Would I go back? Maybe. After a very, very long break from chicken. And definitely with industrial-strength mosquito repellent. And maybe a crash course in cow-milking. And a therapist to work through the culinary trauma. But mostly, yeah, I'd go back. Because ultimately, it was a reminder that life is messy, imperfect, and sometimes, beautifully, wonderfully, hilariously absurd. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a very, very good piece of fruit.
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Greenland Farm Nakhonratchasima: Your Unofficial Guide (Because, Trust Me, You *Need* This)
Okay, let's face it. Thailand is a travel paradise. And while everyone's flocking to the beaches and temples, I'm here to tell you about Nakhonratchasima's BEST KEPT SECRET. It's called Greenland Farm. And honestly? I’m still processing my trip. Seriously, go. Go now. But before you do, let me spill the beans (and the possibly slightly-stained ice cream cones) with some burning questions you probably have, and some you didn't even *know* you had.
1. What *is* Greenland Farm, exactly? Is it… green? Because, you know… I’m easily confused by the name.
Short answer: Yes, it’s pretty green. Long answer? Greenland Farm is a sprawling, utterly charming… well, *farm* that's more like a miniature theme park (but a good one, not the cheesy kind). Think rolling hills, adorable (and slightly sassy) sheep, a giant windmill, and a whole lotta space to just… breathe. It's in Nakhonratchasima (Korat), which, let's be honest, isn't the first place that springs to mind when you think "bucket list." But that's part of the magic! It's a totally unexpected oasis.
My expectations were… low. I’d seen the Instagram photos, all sunshine and perfect angles. I figured it'd be another over-curated tourist trap. Boy, was I wrong. It oozes character. It’s not *perfectly* manicured, if you catch my drift. There's a certain… *lived-in* quality. Think of it as a slightly-less-Instagram-filtered version of your dream farm.
2. Alright, sold. So, what can I *do* at Greenland Farm? Besides, you know, "breathe."
Oh, honey, the list is long! You can:
- Pet sheep! Seriously, the sheep are the stars. They're fluffy, curious, and will probably try to eat your shirt. (Mine almost did.)
- Ride a horse – If your balance is better than mine. (Mine is… not.)
- Take a swan boat ride! – Romance alert! (Unless your partner is prone to seasickness, then maybe skip this one.)
- Eat EVERYTHING. There's a restaurant serving up local Thai dishes and a decent selection of other foods. Then, there's the ice cream... oh, the ice cream. More on that later.
- Take approximately a million photos. Because, let's face it, it's Instagram gold.
- Walk around the field. You can see the nature but it is a little under-groomed, but that's how the farm wants to appeal to people.
Honestly, it’s the *vibe* that gets you. It's relaxing, it's whimsical, and it's just… fun. I wandered around for hours, just soaking it all in. I think I even temporarily forgot about my crippling fear of public speaking. (Okay, maybe not entirely.)
3. Okay, the ice cream. You promised. Is it worth the hype? (Because, let’s be real, I’m judging this whole place based on the ice cream.)
OH. MY. GOD. The ice cream. Okay, deep breaths. It's… legendary. They have all sorts of flavors, but the local ones are where it's *at*. Mango sticky rice ice cream? HEAVEN. Durian (if you dare)? A pungent adventure. (I chickened out on the durian, I'm not a monster.) It's creamy, it's flavorful, it's… pure joy. And the cones? Freshly made, crunchy perfection.
I actually went back *twice* just for the ice cream. (Don't judge me, you would too.) The first time, I ate it so fast, I almost gave myself a brain freeze. The second time, I savored every single bite. It's that good. It's life-changing. It's the reason I'm seriously considering moving to Korat.
Okay. I need to stop talking about it. My mouth is watering.
4. Are there any downsides? Anything to be prepared for?
Okay, full disclosure: It's not *perfect*. Here's the real talk:
- It can get crowded. Especially on weekends and holidays. Plan accordingly. (Or, like me, embrace the mayhem.)
- The roads getting there can be a bit… rustic. Meaning, they’re Thai country roads. Be prepared for some bumpy rides, unless you plan to arrive by boat.
- The sun is strong. REALLY strong. Bring sunscreen, a hat, and maybe a personal sun-shielding cloud. Just kidding… mostly.
- There's not a *ton* of shade. So, yeah, sunscreen again. Seriously.
- Some of the animals *may* be a little… persistent. Learn to say "no" to a sheep who wants a piece of your shirt.
But honestly? These are minor gripes. The joy far outweighs any minor inconveniences. The place will surprise you. I mean, *I* was happily surprised, and that's saying a lot.
5. Okay, convinced! How do I get there? And is it easy to get to from Bangkok?
Getting there is surprisingly easy. Actually… no, it's not *surprisingly* easy. It's Thailand. Nothing is *easy*. But it's doable!
From Bangkok:
- By Car/Taxi: This is the most straightforward. It's about a 3-4 hour drive. (Traffic in Bangkok can be… a thing.)
- By Train: You can take a train to Nakhon Ratchasima (Korat). This is my recommendation! A train ride is always so nice. From the Korat train station, you can grab a taxi or a Grab (ride-sharing app) to Greenland Farm.
- By Bus: Buses run regularly from Bangkok's bus terminals. This is the most affordable option, but be prepared for a longer journey. From the Korat bus station, then taxi or Grab again.
Once you're in Nakhon Ratchasima: Find the address and let your taxi or Grab driver know where to go!
Pro-tip: Make sure your phone's GPS is working. Trust me, you'll need it. And bring snacks. Because road trips.
6. Is it kid-friendly? Because traveling with children is a whole other level of adventure… and chaos.
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