**Ibis Styles Fougeres: France's HOTTEST New Hotel Opens June 2021!**
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the Ibis Styles Fougeres: France's HOTTEST New Hotel Opens June 2021!… or at least, what was hot in 2021. Let's be honest, is anything truly "hot" after it's been out for a few years? Anyway, let's break it down, the good, the slightly less good, and everything in between, shall we? And I'm going to be brutally honest.
Accessibility: Let's Get Real, France!
Okay, so, "Facilities for disabled guests" is listed under "Services and conveniences." That's… something. But the lack of specific details makes me nervous. I really, really hope that means the hotel has thought about it, because if "accessible" just means "we've got elevators" in France, well… that's a conversation we need to have. I'd recommend very specific inquiries before booking if accessibility is a major concern. I also noticed the lack of ramps specifically referenced.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Unclear. This is a major miss. I'd need concrete proof.
Wheelchair accessible: See above. Deep breath. I NEED SPECIFICS BEFORE I BOOK!
(Rambles and Digressions: Because Life Isn't a Clean Bullet-Point List)
You know what gets me? The sheer number of times I've seen a hotel claim to be "accessible" and then you get there and it's like navigating a medieval castle. Trying to roll a suitcase up some cobbled street in search of it is an anecdote from a nightmare. Forget a wheelchair. Accessibility matters - it’s not just a buzzword, it's about dignity. So, I'm praying Ibis Styles Fougeres has nailed this. It's 2024 after all. They’re opening.
Internet, Glorious Internet! (And Other Techy Bits)
- Internet: Yeah, that's nice.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! HALLELUJAH! This should be the norm but it’s a win!
- Internet access – LAN: Okay, fancy! For the old-school among us? Good on 'em.
- Internet services: No specifics. Could mean anything.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Expect this.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (Or, "Trying To De-Stress Before the French Waiter Gives You That Look")
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Oh, baby! Yes, to all of this. I'm picturing myself melting into a massage, all my worries evaporating. This is the good stuff. And hey, a pool with a view? Sold. It's the kind of thing that promises an escape.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Okay, for the masochists. Me? I prefer my exercise in the form of "running late for breakfast" and panic-sweating for the elevator. But hey, options are good.
(A Quick Aside About Pools With Views)
There's something inherently glamorous about a pool with a view. It's the perfect blend of luxury and "I deserve this." You can pretend you're in a movie, sipping a cocktail, while the world swirls around you. The dream.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Post-Pandemic Reality
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Whoa. They're not messing around, are they? This is a huge plus. It shows they're taking things seriously and I'm sure it's a major stress reliever, especially in today's world. I mean, you don't want to catch anything.
- Shared stationery removed: Good riddance! I'm always slightly grossed out by communal pens.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Because Life Demands Sustenance (and Possibly Wine)
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Okay, folks, this is EXPLOSIVE. I'm getting excited. This is a dining destination! So much choice! I especially loved the "poolside bar." Imagine! Drinking a cocktail by the pool, enjoying the view…heaven.
- Room service: 24-hour? Yes, please!
(A Rant About Buffets)
Look, I love a good buffet. But please, for the love of all that is holy, have good coffee. I can handle lukewarm eggs and rubbery bacon. I cannot handle terrible coffee. It's a dealbreaker.
Services and Conveniences: The Perks That Sweeten The Deal
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: This is an extensive list. The real kicker is the "convenience store", what a fantastic idea.
(The Doorman: He's Not Just There to Open Doors)
Seriously, a doorman is a lovely touch. Makes you feel like you're in the movies, though probably doesn't actually do much for you.
For The Kids (Because Someone Has To Keep Them Entertained)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Good for families, and likely also means the hotel are likely to have at least done some of the bare minimum required, like cots.
Access, Security, and Safety (Let's Keep It Real)
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: A bit sterile but, hey, safety first. At least it's reassuring to now it exists.
(A Moment of Truth About Non-Smoking Rooms)
As a non-smoker, I greatly appreciate non-smoking rooms. The smell of stale cigarette smoke is the hotel equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
Getting Around (Because You Can't Stay In the Hotel Forever, Sadly)
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Okay, travel is sorted!
Available in All Rooms: The Nitty-Gritty
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: EVERYTHING. Everything. This is a very thorough list. Yes, please!
(The Slippers: A Comfort We Often Overlook)
Slippers. Such a small detail, but such a luxurious feel. It’s the little things that make a room feel like a home.
The Verdict (And My Honest Take)
Okay, the Ibis Styles Fougeres is looking pretty good. However, the accessibility piece is still a
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Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. This is the real deal, me, in Fougeres, France, in a hotel that just opened. Expect a few bumps, a lot of coffee, and probably some French people giving me the side-eye.
Operation: Fougeres Frenzy (A Messy Itinerary)
Base Camp: Ibis Styles Fougeres (Assuming it actually is open when I get there - fingers crossed!)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Crêpes
- Morning (Like, REALLY late morning):
- Ugh, the flight. Never again. Those tiny airplane pretzels are an insult. Finally, landed in Paris (CDG). The "lost luggage" panic is setting in already. Praying my tiny backpack with all my essentials made it.
- Transportation: Train to Fougeres. Honestly, I'm already regretting not being fluent in French. Wish me luck navigating this thing!
- Arrival: Check into Ibis Styles. Hopefully, the room looks like the pictures online and not a glorified broom closet. Feeling excited, nervous, caffeinated. And potentially overwhelmed.
- Afternoon:
- Lunch: Found a promising-looking crêperie. This is where I shine. I ordered a classic – ham and cheese. It arrived with a perfect bubbly golden, the cheese melting perfectly over the ham! The first bite was heaven. But wait, my brain started to kick in. Is this all there is? The simple joy of a crêpe? Is life just small, perfect moments encased in thin, delicious pancakes? Existential thoughts over ham and cheese. Genius!
- Wanderings: Walk around the town center. Feel the cobblestones under my feet. Gaze at the castle. Take photo after photo, mostly badly lit. The castle is truly impressive (in the photos, and in memory after I leave it).
- Evening:
- Dinner: Found a random restaurant. Probably will order whatever the waiter recommends. This could be interesting… or disastrous.
- Bedtime: Crash! Jet lag is a cruel mistress. I fall asleep.
Day 2: Fortress & Feelings
- Morning: Woke up slightly less disoriented. Yay! Needed my morning coffee, badly.
- Breakfast: The breakfast buffet at Ibis Styles. The pastries are already calling my name. Praying I don't stuff myself silly.
- Late Morning/Afternoon:
- The Chateau de Fougeres: Okay, this is it. The big show. The reason I came here. I mean, LOOK at this castle! The sheer scale of it is mind-blowing. It's like something out of a fairytale. I spent hours just wandering around, imagining knights and sieges and, well, everything. I could almost feel the ghosts of history whispering in the wind. This place made me emotional!
- Impression Overload: In a quiet nook, I closed my eyes. Suddenly, I could see it. The castle. The colors. The wind. The sheer beauty.
- Lunch: Maybe a picnic? Grabbed some bread, cheese, and, you guessed it, another crêpe. This time, the crêpe was with Nutella!
- Evening:
- Dinner: Went back to that crêperie. The crêpes are just too good to resist.
- Atmosphere: The town is quiet, peaceful. I sit by the window, sipping wine, and watching the world go by.
- Bedtime: Sleep. I am exhausted from being amazed all day.
Day 3: Exploring the Unexpected & Goodbye (sniffle)
- Morning: Wake up. Sadness. My last day.
- Breakfast: Last chance to gorge myself on pastries!
- Late Morning/Afternoon:
- Hidden Gems: Wandering off the main streets. Found a tiny artisan shop with beautiful handcrafted… everything. Bought a trinket. It's a reminder that beauty and the small things are awesome.
- Another Moment: Found a quiet park overlooking the valley. Sat there, breathing in the air, and just being. Feeling strangely at peace.
- Lunch: Something simple, maybe a sandwich from a local boulangerie? Gotta soak up as much bread as humanly possible.
- Evening:
- Farewell Dinner: One last epic meal. Going all out. This trip was a dream come true!
- Packing: Prepare for the inevitable suitcase Tetris.
- Bedtime: Okay, maybe a tear or two as I think about leaving. But also, already planning my return. Damn you, Fougeres, you beautiful, complicated place.
Day 4: The Departure (Maybe) & Post-Trip Meltdown (Guaranteed)
- Morning:
- The train. The airport. The flight. The return to reality.
- Sigh.
- Post-Trip Meltdown:
- This is when it hits me. Post-travel blues, big time. Facebook stalking every photo from the trip. Already planning the next adventure. Spending the next few weeks reliving every moment.
- And, most importantly, trying to figure out how to recreate those perfect crêpes.
Transportation Notes & Ramblings:
- Trains: I will probably get lost once. Or twice. Trying my best to be optimistic.
- Walking shoes: Essential. My feet will hate me, but it'll be worth it.
- French Phrases: "Bonjour," "Merci," "Un crêpe, s'il vous plaît," and "Oh là là!" are my arsenal… for now.
- Food: Expect a lot of food. I'm not sorry.
- Self-Reflection: Be prepared for moments of existential questioning. Apparently, castles and crêpes do that to you.
- Imperfections: This itinerary is a work in progress. Flexibility is key. Things will go wrong. Embrace it. Laugh about it. And maybe, just maybe, learn a little bit about yourself along the way.
- Emotional Rollercoaster: Expect everything. Joy, sadness, hunger, bewilderment, and the overwhelming feeling of just being alive.
Final Thoughts:
This trip is about the moments. The tiny, perfect bites. The raw beauty of the castle. The feeling of the cobblestones, and the overwhelming joy of discovering a new place. It's about the mess, the imperfections, and the experiences you never expected. It's about feeling deeply, laughing loudly, and remembering the magic of travel like nothing else. I hope it will be worth it.
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Ibis Styles Fougères: Your Burning Questions (and My Chaotic Answers!)
So, is this place REALLY "the HOTTEST new hotel"? Like, hot enough to melt butter on a Parisian croissant?
What's the vibe like? Is it all sleek minimalism or something with a bit of character?
The location, please! Is it convenient for exploring Fougères?
How are the rooms? Clean? Comfortable? The essentials!
Breakfast! Is it worth getting up for? I'm a creature of habit and sleep is very important.
Is there anything else I should know before booking? Like, any hidden gems or potential pitfalls?
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