Amet Haveli: Udaipur's Hidden Palace Awaits Your Royal Getaway!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the opulent, maybe-slightly-overhyped (but hopefully still gorgeous!) world of Amet Haveli in Udaipur. This isn’t your textbook hotel review; this is a messy, honest, and hopefully hilarious account of what it's actually like to stay at a place promising a royal getaway. Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
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First off, the name. "Hidden Palace." Love it! Immediately conjures images of secret gardens, whispered conversations, and maybe a dash of clandestine rendezvous. Does Amet Haveli live up to that? Well, let's unpack it, shall we?
Accessibility - The Good, The…Potentially Frustrating
Okay, I need to be upfront: I don't use a wheelchair, so my perspective is limited here. However, I've done my research and the info they provide is a little… vague.
- Wheelchair accessible: Listed, which is encouraging! But specifics are missing. Are there ramps everywhere? How easy is it to navigate the courtyards? This is a crucial area they need to improve the info on.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Again, a good sign, but what facilities? The devil is in the details! (Are there raised toilets? Grab bars? Specific rooms designed for easy access? Tell me!)
- Elevator: Yes! This is a big plus, considering some of these havelis are built on multiple levels.
Accessibility Score: 6/10 (Room for improvement on the specifics, guys!)
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: I have no information on their accessibility or specifics of each one of their restaurants/lounges. Internet & Techy Stuff - Free Wi-Fi! (Praise the Gods of Connectivity)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! Seriously, in this day and age, a hotel charging for Wi-Fi is a crime against humanity.
- Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services: All present and accounted for, which is a relief. Nothing worse than battling a slow internet connection when you're trying to upload your Instagram photos of the lake.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Yes! Because let's face it, sometimes you just need to update your Facebook status while you're lounging by the pool.
Tech Score: 9/10 (Minus one point because I’m slightly suspicious of the LAN connection… is that even a thing anymore?)
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - The Pampering Begins! (Or Does It?)
Okay, this is where Amet Haveli really gets to show off. The list of amenities is impressive, BUT the execution is what matters, right?
- Spa/Sauna, Massage, Pool with view, Steamroom, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness The works! Theoretically, you could spend your entire stay just being pampered.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Crucial in a city like Udaipur. Imagine: sun, water, and cocktails. Perfection.
- The Gym/fitness: I, personally, would never visit one of these on vacation. But it is listed!
Anecdote Alert: So, I'm reading reviews, and someone mentioned the spa. Apparently, the massage therapists are divine. One reviewer specifically commented on a foot bath. I can see myself falling into that.
Relaxation Score: 8/10 (Hoping the execution lives up to the high expectations!)
Cleanliness & Safety - Because, Post-Pandemic, We're All a Little Paranoid
They're really leaning into the safety protocols, which is good to hear:
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options, Room sanitization opt-out available, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, Hand sanitizer - Basically, they've got you covered, covid-wise.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Good!
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Excellent!
- Doctor/nurse on call: A nice touch.
- First aid kit: Always important.
Cleanliness & Safety Score: 9.5/10 (Appreciating the thoroughness here.)
Dining, Drinking & Snacking - Food Glorious Food!
Here's the thing: I love food. And Amet Haveli seems to offer a veritable feast of options.
- Restaurants, Bar, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant, Coffee shop, Poolside bar, A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement: Wowzers!
- Room service [24-hour]: A MUST. Especially when jet lag hits and you just want a cheese sandwich at 3 am.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Always a good start to the day.
- Bottle of water: Essential. Staying hydrated is key in a hot climate.
Anecdote Alert: Okay, I have to talk about the "Happy Hour." I envision myself, perched on a terrace, overlooking the lake, expertly sipping a cocktail as the sun dips below the horizon. Sounds idyllic, right? I'm already dreaming of my first evening.
Dining Score: 9/10 (Praying the actual food is as amazing as the menu sounds!)
Services & Conveniences - The Perks of Palace Life (Hopefully!)
- **24-hour Front Desk
- **Air conditioning in public area & Available in All Rooms
- **Airport transfer
- **Audio-visual equipment for special events
- **Bicycle parking
- **Business facilities
- **Cash withdrawal
- **Concierge
- **Contactless check-in/out:
- **Convenience store
- **Currency exchange
- **Daily housekeeping
- **Doorman
- **Dry cleaning
- **Elevator
- **Essential condiments
- **Food delivery
- **Gift/souvenir shop
- **Indoor venue for special events
- **Invoice provided
- **Ironing service
- **Laundry service
- **Luggage storage
- **Meeting/banquet facilities
- **Meetings
- **Meeting stationery
- **On-site event hosting
- **Outdoor venue for special events
- **Projector/LED display
- **Safety deposit boxes
- **Seminars
- **Smoking area
- **Terrace
- **Wi-Fi for special events
- Xerox/fax in business center
I mean, the list is extensive.
Services Score: 10/10 (They seem to have thought of everything!)
For the Kids - Ah, The Little Royals!
- Babysitting service
- Family/child friendly
- Kids facilities
- Kids meal
For the Kids Score: 8/10 (Good to see they cater to families, but are there any specific kid-friendly activities?)
Access, Security & Room Features - The Details That Matter!
Okay, this is where we delve into the nitty-gritty.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms: Okay, security seems tight.
- Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailable, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: More good signs.
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. - Phew! Okay, the rooms sound pretty well-equipped.
Room Features Score: 9/10 (Based solely on the list; let's hope they actually work!)
Getting Around - (Because You Will Want to Explore)
- Airport transfer
- Bicycle parking
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is the Amet Haveli Hotel in Udaipur, India, through my slightly frazzled, perpetually hungry, and utterly delighted eyes. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and way too much chai.
Day 1: Arrival & Architectural Swooning (and the Battle of the Laundry)
6:00 AM (or when the jet lag finally relents): Ugh. That flight. My back feels like a pretzel. Land in Udaipur. Airport smells… well, like an Indian airport. Which, let's be honest, is a unique, exciting mix of spices, flowers, and something vaguely… livestock-y. Anyway, adrenaline is kicking in.
7:30 AM: Taxi! Finally. The drive to Amet Haveli. Holy. Mother. Of. Architecture. As the majestic building emerges on the edge of Lake Pichola, I swear I almost cried. The carvings, the colors, the sheer audacity of its beauty… I'm done. I'm just completely, irrevocably, aesthetically destroyed in the best possible way.
8:00 AM: Check-in. The staff are genuinely lovely, but the paperwork is a slow dance. I'm pretty sure I accidentally signed away my firstborn. All good. I'm a sucker for a good view, and our room? Magnifique. My balcony? Right over the lake! I could probably stay there for a week and not move.
9:00 AM: Breakfast! Yay! It's included! The buffet is a glorious explosion of colors, smells, and things I can’t pronounce, but happily shove into my mouth anyway. The aloo paratha is legendary. I'm pretty sure I inhaled three. They also have fresh fruit, which is a welcome relief because I'm currently on the "eat everything in sight" diet.
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Explore the hotel. Wandering through the courtyards, getting lost in the corridors, and pretending I'm a Mughal princess. This place is pure fantasy. I stumbled upon their little spa area. Mmmmm, I think those massages are gonna be in the cards.
12:00 PM: Laundry drama. Tried to get some clothes washed. Apparently, "same-day service" in India means "maybe get it back by next week." (Note to self: pack more underwear.)
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Nap time (bliss). Needed it. Jet lag is a cruel mistress.
3:00 PM- 5:00 PM: Out exploring! Saw the City Palace (dazzling, overwhelming), and the Jagdish Temple (those carvings!). The heat is intense, so ice cream breaks are crucial for survival. And I lost my sunglasses. Somewhere in the City Palace. A small price to pay for cultural immersion.
6:00 PM: Back to the hotel for sunset. Drinks on the rooftop terrace overlooking the lake. The most romantic thing. I think I'm in love with Udaipur. No, I know I am.
7:30 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. I was hoping for something more… exotic. It was good, but underwhelming. So I ordered more wine. Problem solved.
9:00 PM: Fell asleep reading on my balcony. Woke up at 1 AM from a sudden panic thinking a monkey snuck in. (Note: secure doors for the rest of the trip)
Day 2: The Lake & The Lotus Eaters (A LOT OF BOAT RIDES)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast (more bliss) I woke up feeling great and ready for a whole day of exploring!
- 9:00 AM- 12:00 PM: Boat Tour! I'm obsessed with the lake now, so a boat ride was essential. Hopped on a rickety boat and went to the Jag Mandir. The palace on the island is perfect. I found myself staring into the water, thinking. Reflecting. Almost felt like I'm meditating (I am not at all, but close enough). The boat was swaying, the sun was shining, and a family next to me sang a Hindi song. I'm forever a part of that little community.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch! (and a little shopping) We stopped at a restaurant on the shore. The food was amazing! So many colors and spices! I spent hours in the market buying scarves and jewelry. I feel like I'm turning into a local.
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: More lake time! We went back and hired a smaller boat just for us. We explored the quieter parts of the lake, and I honestly haven't felt this relaxed in years. I saw another palace, and I could spot the haveli from the lake! I felt like I had a secret.
- 6:00 PM: Quick stop by the spa for a massage. I needed to ground myself, and my back was killing me from walking that boat. Best massage of my life. No questions asked.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant in town. But not before seeing the sunset. After a whole day of doing nothing, I felt like I was on top of the world.
- 8:00 PM: After dinner, a cultural show was playing with traditional Indian music and dance. I was tired, but it was amazing. I danced my heart out.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Sleep came fast.
Day 3: The Call of the Souk & the Pain of Leaving
- 8:00 AM: I'm back to the buffet. Those aloo parathas are calling my name.
- 9:00 AM: This is the end of the journey. I checked my bag, and I was on my way to get some final gifts from the souvenir shops.
- 11:00 AM: Back at the hotel. Checked out. Goodbye Amet Haveli. You were a dream. And I will never find a place like this.
- 12:00 PM: Goodbye Udaipur, it's been real. I'm leaving, with a heavy heart and a suitcase full of memories. I'm already planning my return.
Inconsistencies and Utterly Unnecessary Bits:
- Water Bottle Woes: I swear, I drink more water in this heat than a camel in a desert. I’m constantly refilling my water bottle, but I swear it empties faster than I can drink it.
- The Chai Obsession: I’m not sure if it's the heat or the altitude, but I'm now fully addicted to chai. Early morning, late at night, sometimes even during the aloo paratha intake.
- The Language Barrier: I'm really trying with the Hindi, but so far, most conversations end with me gesturing wildly and smiling hopefully. The staff at Amet Haveli are incredibly patient with me.
- The Emotional Rollercoaster: One minute I'm in awe of the architecture, the next I'm battling a rogue pigeon on my balcony, and then I'm weeping with nostalgia for chai. It’s a lot. It's everything.
- Laundry Update: Still no sign of my clothes. But I've bought a fabulous new scarf, so… priorities.
This is just a guide, folks. This is the Amet Haveli through my eyes, with all the mess, the beauty, the delicious food, and the moments of blissful, overwhelming happiness. Go, experience for yourself. And be prepared to fall in love.
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Amet Haveli: Udaipur's Hidden Palace - You THINK You're Ready? (Probably Not!)
Okay, spill the beans: Is Amet Haveli REALLY as gorgeous as the pictures? Because, let's be honest, Instagram lies.
Alright, alright, fine. Let's talk visuals. The pictures? Yeah, they're GOOD. But here's the dirt: they can't *possibly* capture the sheer, jaw-dropping *scale* of the place. You walk in, and BAM! You're hit with this… *vastness*. Like, legitimately breath-taking. And the colours! You think you've seen colours, but the way the light catches the sandstone…it's almost a religious experience. Seriously. I'm not even that religious, but I was half expecting angels to start singing during breakfast. (Didn't happen, but you get the idea.) There's a pool, too. And it's bluer than my ex's eyes. So, yes. It's glorious. But be prepared to have your expectations – already high – shattered into a million sparkly, beautiful pieces. Just... bring sunglasses. The beauty can be *intense*.
What's a "Royal Getaway" *actually* entail? I'm picturing constant bowing and people fanning me. (Ambitious, I know.)
Okay, so, the bowing…probably not. Unless you're *really* charming and have a *lot* of cash. But the pampering? Oh, honey, it's ON. Think discreet, attentive service. They're like ninjas of hospitality. You'll barely have to lift a finger. Need more chai? Poof! It appears. Want some recommendations for the day? Boom! A perfectly curated itinerary. They anticipate your needs before you even *know* you have them, which is both amazing and slightly unnerving after a while. I spent an hour wandering around, looking for the pool, and eventually a hotel employee tracked me down... he was very polite and helpful. Okay, maybe a little *too* helpful, considering I found the pool myself like five minutes later. But still, top marks for effort!
The food. Tell me *everything* about the food. I'm a picky eater, and my stomach is basically a drama queen.
Listen. The food. This is a *serious* topic. Okay, so I am a super-duper, very picky eater. Like, avoid-spices-at-all-costs type of picky. And, wow, did Amet Haveli deliver! The breakfast... forget about it. It's a buffet of deliciousness. Think fluffy parathas, perfect fruit, some spicy side for the adventurous, but tons of options for even the most sensitive palate. One morning, I accidentally (totally on purpose) ate like four plates of aloo paratha. Seriously amazing. Dinner was also incredible - and the staff will happily adjust anything to suit your needs. I told them I only wanted plain dal, and they made it *the best* plain dal I've ever had. The chef even came out to check I was satisfied. I have to admit, I nearly cried with joy. It was THAT good. My drama queen stomach was *thrilled*. They even knew what I liked, and they'd automatically bring it to me later! Seriously, amazing food.
Are there any hidden costs? I hate those nasty surprises at check-out.
Okay, this is a good question, and a very important one! Amet Haveli is pretty upfront about what's included. Look closely at your package, and you’ll find a pretty clear breakdown. But drinks, other than the water bottles they leave in your room? Those are extra. And the spa treatments? Definitely not included. And if you start ordering endless cocktails by the pool… well, expect a bill. But they're usually pretty clear about it. So, read the fine print, and you should be okay. Just… don’t go crazy with mango lassis. They are delicious, but they add up!
What's the vibe like? Is it stuffy or relaxed? I need to know if I can actually, you know, RELAX.
Relaxed, mostly! There is an atmosphere of sophistication but really its about having a good time. No one is going to yell at you for wearing a t-shirt (unless you did something really egregious, like try to enter the dining room in your pyjamas…don’t do that.) The staff is super friendly and helpful, but not in an overly formal way. You'll see people lounging by the pool, reading books, chatting, or just staring at the view. Don’t be afraid to request a little downtime. That's what a Royal Getaway is all about!
Best room to book? Gotta have the best view!
Okay, so I totally didn't get to see *every* room. I'm not a multi-millionaire, sadly. But generally, anything with a view of Lake Pichola is going to be gold. Ask when booking, and be very clear in your requests. The higher up you are, I assume the better. But honestly, even sitting in the restaurant with the view is gorgeous. Every room is probably amazing, and I'm sure the staff can help you figure out something that works for you and your budget. Good luck!
Is it family-friendly? I'm traveling with kids...and, well, you know how *that* goes.
Yes and no! The staff are super-friendly and will do what they can. It can be challenging with kids but then again, everything is. I would suggest booking a suite or adjoining rooms, if possible. The pool is beautiful, but unsupervised children are always a concern. It will not be a problem, but maybe if you consider your family's dynamics before you book, you'll be prepared and know what to expect! Oh, and the food is kid-friendly (see my food comments above). So that's half the battle won!
Anything I should have known *before* I went? Any insider tips?
YES! Okay, here we go. First, Udaipur itself is *stunning*. Even if you're tempted to just stay at the Haveli all day (and, trust me, you will be), force yourself to explore the city. Take a boat ride on Lake Pichola, visit the City Palace, and get lost in the back streets. Second, pack light, and be prepared to dress modestly when visiting temples/religious sites. Third, bring a good camera. You’ll want to capture *everything*. Finally, and this is *crucial*: learn a few basic phrases in Hindi. Even a simple "Namaste" and "Dhanyavaad" (thank you) goes a long way. The staff absolutely appreciated it, and it really enhanced my experience. Honestly, just be prepared to be wowed. It's a truly unforgettable experience. And don't forget to tip generously. TheGlobetrotter Hotels
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