Lagos Avocado Oasis: Your Dreamy GreenHouse Getaway
Lagos Avocado Oasis: My GreenHouse Getaway - An Honest Review (With a Side of Avocado Toast Craving)
Okay, let's be real. You're browsing hotels, probably dreaming of escaping the daily grind. You stumbled upon "Lagos Avocado Oasis: Your Dreamy GreenHouse Getaway," and the title alone screams… well, exactly what it promises: dreamy, greenhouse, getaway. But is it all Instagrammable bliss? Let's dive in, shall we? Buckle up, because this review is gonna be as messy and delicious as a perfectly ripe avocado.
First Impressions (and the Accessibility Angle):
Right off the bat, let me tell you: I’m not a wheelchair user, but I'm always hyper-aware of accessibility. And the good news is, Lagos Avocado Oasis seems to have put some thought into it. They have facilities for disabled guests, which, thankfully, extends beyond just a ramp (though, yes, there is a ramp!). The elevator is a welcome sigh of relief, and knowing they’ve got it covered makes this place immediately more attractive. More on that later, but seriously, bravo.
Getting There & Getting Connected:
Getting to the Oasis was surprisingly easy! Airport transfer was smooth, and the car park [on-site] is a godsend in Lagos traffic. Bicycle parking is also available, which is a cool touch for those who are, well, more adventurous than me.
Connectivity is key, and it's a big win here. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! Plus, a LAN connection in case you're a die-hard cable person. And the Wi-Fi in public areas is strong enough to… well, to Instagram your poolside avocado toast, naturally. (See? We're back to the avocado.)
Rooms: Greenery & Greed & Good Sleep (Mostly):
Okay, the rooms are the heart of any hotel experience, right? Mine was a non-smoking haven, thank the heavens! I loved the blackout curtains – absolute lifesavers for a light sleeper like me. The air conditioning worked like a dream (though, it did get a little too cold at one point! A minor quibble).
The decorations? Well, they definitely leaned into the "greenhouse" vibe. Lots of plants, lots of light, and a generally airy feel. The bed? Comfortable! I spent most nights sleeping in it, dreaming of avocados.
The amenities were plentiful: complimentary tea, mini-bar, a safe box (always important), and even a hairdryer that actually worked! The towels were fluffy, and the slippers were a welcome touch. However, the reading light was a bit dim, I wish they would improve this. Okay, I'll stop complaining.
But Here's the Real Deal (and the slight imperfections):
One thing I noticed: I had to ask for extra towels. And one of the lightbulbs in the mirror in my bathroom was flickering. No big deal, but it's those little things, you know? I am sure it was not my room specifically, because all the rooms have some visual alarm as a safety feature, so great!
The Oasis & Beyond! (Food, Fun & Relaxation - AKA My Happy Place):
Now, the good stuff! The Swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous! Seriously, postcard-worthy. I practically lived in it. There's also a Pool with view - absolutely divine. They also have a Fitness center, and though I am not a fitness type I peeked and it looks pretty good!
But the Spa? That's where the magic happened. I indulged in a massage (pure bliss!), a body scrub (felt like a whole new me!), and a trip to the sauna (sweat out those city blues!). There's even a Steamroom! The whole Spa/sauna setup is top-notch.
Food, glorious food!
This is where the Avocado Oasis truly shines, in my opinion. They take their food seriously, with Restaurants offering a variety of cuisines. The Breakfast [buffet] was a feast of deliciousness, and the Western breakfast was top-notch. They also have Asian breakfast which is nice. But the real stars of the show were the avocados! Every morning, a perfectly ripe avocado lay waiting to be devoured. I mean, they have a Vegetarian restaurant as well!
The Bar is perfectly positioned for sunset viewing (and happy hour!). I couldn't resist a few of those Bottle of water, and the Coffee/tea in restaurant was excellent. There's also a Snack bar, a Poolside bar, and Room service [24-hour] if you just want to chill in your robe and order avocado toast (again!). And, let's not forget the desserts in restaurant. Seriously, the sweets were incredible. And the Happy hour made the day for me, I would say.
The Service & the Sanitizing (AKA, Safety First!):
Let's talk about cleanliness and safety. Lagos Avocado Oasis is clearly taking it seriously. All the staff are trained in safety protocol, and they have implemented a ton of measures:
- Anti-viral cleaning products are used.
- Daily disinfection in common areas
- Hand sanitizer readily available
- Individually-wrapped food options is very good
- Rooms sanitized between stays
- Safe dining setup
I was really impressed.
Things to Do & Things to Love:
Beyond the spa and the pool, there's an impressive list of amenities:
- Concierge: Super helpful for navigating Lagos!
- Currency exchange: Convenient.
- Daily housekeeping: My room was always spotless.
- Dry cleaning / Laundry Service: Crucial for a long stay.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Great for souvenirs.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: If you're there for business or a special event.
- Outdoor and Indoor Venue for Special Events: They also have Audio-visual equipment for special events
- Babysitting service: Great for families.
- Family/child friendly: They totally get it!
- Smoke alarms / Fire extinguisher: Safety first!
The Quirks & the Charming Bits:
I have to say, walking through the lobby and seeing all the greenery just makes you feel…calm. I loved the Shrine. The terrace is a brilliant spot to relax. The front desk [24-hour] service was very helpful, and I liked the check-in/out [express] because you do not have to wait a long time to check-in or check out.
The Bottom Line (Is It Worth It?):
Absolutely. Lagos Avocado Oasis is a fantastic escape. Yes, there might be a flickering lightbulb or a minor hiccup here and there. But the overall experience – the stunning pool, the incredible food, the relaxing spa, the friendly staff, and the commitment to cleanliness – makes it a winner. The location is convenient, and the accessibility features are a huge plus.
My Recommendation:
If you're looking for a relaxing, stylish, and well-equipped getaway in Lagos, book Lagos Avocado Oasis without hesitation. You won't regret it. Just… make sure to order the avocado toast!
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Lagos Avocado Oasis is offering a special package for a limited time! Book your stay now and receive:
- A complimentary welcome drink upon arrival (think fresh avocado smoothie!)
- A 15% discount on spa treatments.
- Free continental breakfast for your entire stay.
- Complimentary late check-out (subject to availability).
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Alright, buckle up buttercups! Because this isn't just a travel itinerary, it's a full-blown, messy, hilarious, and borderline-chaotic attempt at experiencing Lagos from the… well, let's just say the cosy confines of the GreenHouse Cozy Avocado Room.
Lagos, Nigeria: A Hot Mess, But a Beautiful One (and I'm Probably Going to Sweat a Lot)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and Plantain Dreams
- 9:00 AM: Touching down at Murtala Muhammed International Airport. Okay, deep breaths. I've read so much about Lagos traffic, I'm already picturing myself stuck in a danfo (public bus) for three hours, slowly losing my sanity. Prayers up for a decent internet connection at the airport. Because, you know, Google Maps is my lifeline.
- 9:30 AM - 11:00 AM: The Airport Hustle. Navigating customs, haggling with taxi drivers (I WILL NOT be ripped off!), and desperately searching for that elusive data SIM card. Someone please tell me where to get a decent one. I'm picturing a massive data bill in my future.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: The Great Lagos Traffic Challenge Begins! Taxi to GreenHouse Cozy Avocado Room. Okay, let's be honest. This is the moment I'm dreading. I'm anticipating bumper-to-bumper chaos, blaring music, and the persistent feeling that I'm about to be swallowed whole by this city.
- 1:00 PM: Arrival at the GreenHouse. Fingers crossed the "Cozy Avocado" room actually feels… well, cozy. I’m also going to judge the A/C immediately. I'm sweating just thinking about the heat.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Lunch Time! My stomach's already growling. I'm obsessed with plantain chips. Hoping there's a street food vendor nearby. Failing that, I'll probably just raid my suitcase for the emergency snacks I packed (don't judge).
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Settling in/ Panic attack. Unpacking. Checking for bugs (I'm basically a cartoon character in these situations, always scared by things). Trying to connect to the Wi-Fi – please, please, please work. I'm also going to try and figure out how the heck the TV works.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Exploration – the first attempt. Wander from Avocado Room to see what's around. Get lost - guaranteed. Buy a bottle of water. Wonder if I'm going to need a tetanus shot. Take some pictures. Maybe, just maybe, find a keke napep (motorized tricycle) to get me around.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Attempt to sample local cuisine. Jollof rice is on the menu. I've heard so much about it. Hoping it lives up to the hype. Maybe try some suya (grilled meat) if I'm feeling brave (and haven't gotten lost yet).
- 8:00 PM: Collapse into bed, exhausted and slightly overwhelmed. Write in journal. Pray for air conditioning to work all night. Seriously.
- 9:00 PM: A moment of calm. Try to appreciate the city lights. Plan for the next day.
Day 2: Lekki, Art, and the Dreaded Traffic Returns
- 8:00 AM: Wake up to the sounds of Lagos. Pray the A/C didn't fail.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Hopefully, the Greenhouse offers some breakfast. If not, emergency snack time.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Lekki Adventures. I’m planning to go to Lekki Conservation Centre, climb the canopy walkway (if I'm brave enough, heights, ew!), and maybe spot some monkeys. I'm so excited and a little scared. Hopefully, I don't fall.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Need to find a decent restaurant. I'm craving a bit of calm after the activity.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Exploring Lekki Arts. Maybe visit an art gallery or a craft market. I'm not a huge art person. I'm trying to appreciate the colours and the talent.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Trip Down South. Traffic. The dreaded return to the room.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Rest, Recharge, and Regret. Take a long, glorious nap. Assess the damage. Contemplate my life choices.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Some more local cuisine. Maybe try to eat outside. Do it for the experience.
- 8:00 PM: Relax in the room.
Day 3: Island Hopping, Chaos, and Early Departure
- 8:00 AM: Wake Up. If the A/C hasn't blown up, it's a miracle.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Island Time? Assuming I can figure out the logistics (and the traffic gods are in a good mood), I considered going to one of the Lagos islands. I hear they have beautiful beaches. I'm imagining white sand, turquoise water… then I remember I'm in Lagos, and realistic expectations are key.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Packing, Panic, and Airport Prep. Realize I've barely scratched the surface of Lagos. Mentally kick myself for not booking a longer trip. Frantically throw everything into my suitcase. Double-check my passport (again).
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The Final Lagos Traffic Gauntlet. Transfer to the airport. Pray the taxi driver gets me there on time. This is it! I need to beat the traffic.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Airport Chaos. Navigating check-in, security, and the inevitable delays. Buy too many souvenirs.
- 8:00 PM - Onwards: Flight Home. Reflecting on the whirlwind adventure. Already planning my return trip.
Quirky Observations, Random Thoughts, and Very Honest Feelings:
- The Heat: Seriously, it's intense. I've never sweat so much in my life. I'm going to go through at least five t-shirts every day.
- The Traffic: It's as bad as everyone says. I'm pretty sure I aged a decade just sitting in traffic.
- The People: The people of Lagos! So much energy. So much life. So much hustle. I admire the resilience and resourcefulness.
- The Food: Jollof rice: I'm in love. Suya: spicy and delicious. Plantain chips: my new addiction.
- Things I regret: Not learning more basic Yoruba phrases. Not bringing enough sunscreen. Actually, I regretted not packing more snacks.
- The Avocado Room: It was… nice. The AC was a lifesaver. Definitely not “cozy” in the way I'd envisioned, but it did the job.
- Emotional Rollercoaster: This trip has been a complete emotional rollercoaster. Exhilarating, frustrating, overwhelming, inspiring, exhausting, and utterly unforgettable.
- Final Conclusion: Lagos is a chaotic, beautiful, challenging, and captivating city. I'm exhausted, sunburnt, and slightly overwhelmed, but I wouldn't trade this experience for anything. I can’t wait to come back! Even if the traffic gives me another nervous breakdown.
Lagos Avocado Oasis FAQs: The Raw, Unfiltered Truth (and a Whole Lotta Guacamole)
Alright, let's cut to the chase. You're thinking about Lagos Avocado Oasis, yeah? The "dreamy greenhouse getaway"? I'm here to tell you the *real* deal. Forget the glossy Instagram photos for a second. Here's the lowdown, straight from someone who's actually been there... and maybe ate one (or five) too many avocados.
1. Is it *really* a greenhouse? I'm skeptical.
Yep. Technically, it *is* a greenhouse. A very, *very* lush greenhouse. Plants absolutely everywhere. Hanging baskets, creeping vines, you name it. The air… well, it has that delicious, earthy smell. Like, the smell of *promise*. (And maybe a little bit of dampness. Things get humid in there, okay? Embrace the frizz.) I vividly remember arriving and thinking, "Wow, they weren't kidding!" I mean, I’d seen the pics, but nothing prepared me for the sheer density of green. Honestly, you forget you're in Lagos for a little while. That is, until the inevitable traffic noise drifts in, reminding you that you are, resolutely, still in Lagos but that's okay. You're on a very good journey.
2. Okay, so... the food? The *avocados*??
The avocados are the stars of the show. No lies. They're PERFECT. Seriously. My first experience? A simple avocado toast. Just… incredible. Creamy, flavorful, the kind of avocado that *sings* to your soul. I swear I could have eaten like, six slices. The staff are kind and attentive, but be warned: Sometimes, the 'dreamy' atmosphere means service can be a *relaxed*. Patience really is a virtue, and you'll need it. But oh, the reward is worth it. The guacamole. THE. GUACAMOLE! Don't skip it. And yes, they do avocado smoothies. Don't judge me if I had one for dessert.
3. About 'dreamy' – Is it *always* dreamy? Because, let's be real, Lagos is… well, Lagos.
Okay, so here's the deal. Yes, it *attempts* to be dreamy, and for the most part, succeeds. It’s a haven. But! Lagos is Lagos. Remember the 'dampness' I mentioned? Sometimes that's just... sweat. The aircon might not always be working *perfectly*. Also, you might encounter a rogue mosquito or two (pack your repellent!). And that serene silence? Occasionally interrupted by a particularly persistent motorcycle engine. It’s not a perfect utopia, but the effort is certainly there. You have to take the rough with the smooth. I would say, though, it's more than worth it. The greenery really soothes the soul. Just... manage your expectations slightly. If you were expecting a 5-star hotel, you could be slightly disappointed - but you'd have missed the point of it all. It's like a secret garden - with, uh, slight imperfections of Lagos life.
4. Is it… Instagrammable? Come on, we all want to know.
Absolutely. Instagram heaven. Every single corner is a photo opportunity. Seriously, prepare for a deluge of likes. But let me tell you a secret, the best photos aren't the posed ones. Capture the *feeling*. The way the light filters through the leaves. The contented sigh after that first bite of guacamole. Capture it all, and you shall be rewarded. So go ahead, snap away! But remember to also just *be* there, too. Put the phone down occasionally. Trust me, the real experience is way better than any filtered photo, although the photos are really really good!
5. What's the vibe like? Is it date night? Casual brunch? Solo escape?
All of the above, honestly. I've seen it all. Romantic couples, laughing friends, families with (well-behaved) kids, people plugging away on laptops (with a very green backdrop!). Solo escape? Perfect. Just you, the avocado, and the tranquility. Really, the atmosphere is pretty versatile, relaxed, and friendly. You'll feel welcome. But be prepared to wait a little if you're going during peak times. That serenity comes at a popular price.
6. Any downsides? (Be honest!)
Okay, so here's the unvarnished truth. As mentioned before: The service can be *Lagos*. It's friendly, but sometimes slow. Very slow. Patience, grasshopper! Parking can be a nightmare (get a ride, trust me). Also, sometimes, and I'm not saying *always*, the music choice is… questionable. But honestly, those are minor quibbles. And the biggest one of all? It’s not cheap. Let's be very frank, so make sure you have a sensible budget. But oh my god, is it worth it? Absolutely, positively, unequivocally YES. Consider it an investment in your happiness...and your avocado consumption.
7. So, should I go? Seriously, just tell me!
YES. Go. Run, don't walk! If you're looking for a little escape from the Lagos hustle, a dose of green therapy, and the best avocado experience of your life, then Lagos Avocado Oasis is calling your name. Just… embrace the imperfections, be patient, and come hungry. And maybe bring a friend to share the guacamole with. And your camera, too. You may as well document the gloriousness.
8. I heard they added new things to the menu – Tell me everything!
Oh my gosh, yes! I went back last week (don't judge). They've got these new avocado and egg dishes. I tried the... oh god, I can't even remember the name because I was focusing on eating. But it was some kind of poached egg situation on avocado toast with *more* avocado and a spicy drizzle. It was… heavenly. I almost fainted. They also have new smoothies. The green one? Don't even get me started. It's like a hug in a glass. I think they've been experimenting with more global influences, too. It's all just getting better and better. I’m already planning my return – and I sincerely suggest you do theFind That Hotel
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