Hollicarrs - Newlands Escrick: Uncover the UK's Hidden Gem!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into Hollicarrs - Newlands Escrick, a place that's… well, let's just say it's got potential. And by potential, I mean it might just be the hidden gem everyone's been hyping, or it could be a charmingly wonky experience straight out of a slightly faded postcard. Let's see if we can unpack this beast, shall we?
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First, let's address the elephant in the room: Accessibility. This is a big one, folks, and potentially a make-or-break for many. Hollicarrs claims to be accessible, and that's a good start. They've got facilities for disabled guests, and the website mentions wheelchair accessibility. This needs a deep dive to be sure -- is is it truly accessible? Ask for specifics like ramp gradients, bathroom dimensions, and the width of doorways (this is critical!). Elevator is a good sign, but check which areas it serves.
Accessibility Score (Initial Guesswork): 7/10 - Needs Confirmation, but promising.
Now, let's wander down the rabbit hole of what awaits once you're inside.
Rooms: The Comfort Zone, Or the Mildly Confusing Zone?
Okay, let's be honest, available in all rooms amenities lists are often a bit…optimistic. We're talking a list of options, right? Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone (seriously? Who uses a bathroom phone anymore? Unless you're REALLY bored.), Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- I'd feel like I won the lottery if all those things were actually in my room.
- Wi-Fi [free] is crucial. We need that Insta-worthy moment.
- The real test: Can you actually work comfortably? Laptop workspace is key. Does the Internet actually work? Remember, Internet access – LAN is listed, which always feels a bit antiquated (and not as reliable as Wi-Fi nowadays…)
Room Score (Ambiguous): 8/10. Lots of potential, but the devil's in the details.
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Safe from the Germs?
This might be the most critical category in the post-pandemic world. Hollicarrs claims to be on-point, from what I can see. They mention:
- Anti-viral cleaning products (nice!)
- Daily disinfection in common areas (essential!)
- Hand sanitizer (everywhere, please!)
- Hygiene certification (Show me the proof!)
- Rooms sanitized between stays (YES!)
- Staff trained in safety protocol (hopefully with masks!)
- Cashless payment service (great for avoiding germs)
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter (can you pull that off?)
But the lack of information like Rooms sanitization opt-out available and safe dining set-up would make me a bit nervous.
Cleanliness and Safety Score: 7.5/10. Promising, but needs more specifics and transparency.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure (or Disaster?)
Okay, let's get to the good stuff! The food! Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, and room service [24-hour] are definite wins. I'm a sucker for a good buffet (though, let's hope they're doing it right and making it a safe dining setup these days). A la carte in restaurant? (Nice. Shows some effort). This is where things get interesting.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant? Potential for some seriously deliciousness, or a train wreck of mediocrity.
- Bar, Poolside bar… Now we're talking! Time to relax with a drink.
- Coffee shop: Caffeine-fueled morning, yes please!
- Snack bar: Perfect for those late-night munchies!
- Happy hour: (Fingers crossed for good deals!)
The fact that they have Alternative meal arrangement shows that they possibly cater the dietary needs of its customer. Breakfast in room and Breakfast takeaway service are two plus marks here.
Food and Drink Score: 8.5/10. Promising, but the proof is in the pudding (or, in this case, the curry).
Things To Do, Ways To Relax, The Spa, The Gym… The listed facilities are: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
- Pool with view? Swimming pool [outdoor]? Instant upgrade, or the most crowded place on Earth? You know, it depends.
- Spa? Okay, now we're getting serious. Massage, Sauna, Steamroom… This is where the "hidden gem" potential could really shine.
- Body wrap, Body scrub are available in facility.
- Gym / Fitness center are available.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax Score: 9/10. Sounds fantastic.
Additional Considerations:
- Internet Access (Again!): The fact they list Internet access – LAN feels a bit dated, especially when "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" is also in italics.
- For the Kids: They have Babysitting service and Kids meal, which is great for families.
- Business Facilities: Listed are Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities.
- Services and Conveniences: From Air conditioning in public area to Concierge, from Laundry service to Safety deposit boxes, and from Gift/souvenir shop to Indoor venue for special events, and even a Shrine. They have it all.
The Anecdote That Will Make or Break It:
Okay, let's pretend. I was there. I checked in, a bit skeptical. Navigated the (hopefully) easy access routes. The room: Decent. Maybe a lumpy mattress, maybe a wonky tap in the bathroom, but overall, clean. The real magic happened at the spa. I'm talking Pool with view spa. (Okay, it was a partial view of a field, but still!) I booked a massage. And…it was amazing. The therapist was the kind, smiling, and the massage transported me to another world. I emerged, wobbly-legged, and slightly euphoric. That was the hidden gem moment.
The Big Question: Is Hollicarrs a Hidden Gem?
Final Score: 8/10 (with major caveats).
Here's the deal: Hollicarrs sounds good. The spa alone is a major draw. The food options are tempting. BUT, the accessibility and safety need major verification before I'm fully sold. Call and ask the questions! And, if you're there, report back how amazing (or not) the experience was.
Final Recommendation and Persuasion (aka, the Booking Pitch):
Tired of the Same Old Hotel Blahs? Craving Relaxation? Yearning for a Moment of Bliss?
Look, let's be real. You deserve a break. And possibly, just possibly, Hollicarrs - Newlands Escrick holds the key to unlocking that perfect getaway. They're offering:
- A chance to escape: Beautiful location, great food, and a spa that might just melt your worries away (trust me, I was there!).
- A taste of the unexpected: Options for dining, activities…
- Peace of mind: Claims of cleanliness, safety, and commitment to your well-being (but verify the details).
Book your stay at Hollicarrs - Newlands Escrick today! See if this hidden gem lives up to the hype, and discover (or don't
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-polished itinerary. We're going HOLICARRING, and trust me, it's gonna be a wild ride. My brain's still buzzing from pre-trip excitement (coffee, mostly), so forgive the glorious mess.
Hollicarrs & Beyond: A Yorkshire Rhapsody of Mud, Tears, and Possibly Cake
Day 1: Arrival & Woodland Wanderings (AKA, "I've Lost My Socks and My Mind")
- 10:00 AM: Arrival at Newlands, Escrick. Ah, the moment of truth. The car, bless its valiant metal heart, has survived the journey. (Minor detail: almost forgot to pack my shoes – panic attack averted!). The drive in was lovely, though. Rolling green hills… Sheep looking judgmental… the usual Yorkshire preamble to awesome.
- 10:30 AM: Check-in & Unpacking Disaster. Okay, "unpacking" is a strong word. More like “flinging clothes onto surfaces and hoping for the best.” Let's be honest, I'm the organizational equivalent of a startled toddler. Finding things later? Forget about it. The rental is charming, though - a proper little cottage with a wonky window and a suspiciously clean (for now) hob.
- 11:30 AM: Hollicarrs Woodland Walk – The Big One. Right. This is what we came for. Hollicarrs itself is a haven, isn’t it? Trails carved through whispering trees, sunlight dappling the path… the ideal 'getaway from it all' type of situation. I'm expecting a romantic stroll - and then BAM! I get hit with the full force of Yorkshire mud. Seriously, the mud here is legendary. It's a living, breathing entity that sucks at your boots with alarming enthusiasm. This is where the socks went - lost to the great muck monster.
- 12:30 PM: The "I Fell Over and No One Cared" Moment. Tripped on a root. Full faceplant. Glorious. Nobody nearby to witness my humiliation, which is probably for the best. Brushed myself off, giggled, and kept going. That's the spirit, right? Embrace the mud, embrace the chaos.
- 1:00 PM: Picnic Fiasco. I packed a delightful little picnic basket. Sausage rolls from that lovely bakery in York… fruit… and a bottle of something fizzy that didn't make it because the bag decided to give up the ghost. The sausage rolls were amazing though, even if I had to sit on a muddy log to eat them.
- 2:00 PM: Dog Spotting Bonanza: Almost trod on a tiny terrier sporting a fetching rain mac. The owner gave me a look that basically communicated 'you are disrupting the delicate balance of my day, get out'. I get the sentiment.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the cottage. Muddy boots, happy soul (mostly). Shower. Repeatedly. Then collapsing onto the sofa with a cup of tea and my book. Bliss.
Day 2: York's Embrace (And My Persistent Footwear Issues)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast Debacle. Attempt at cooking – toast burnt, managed to scald my finger and then the smoke alarm went off. Perhaps breakfast is not my strong suit. I will just have to try again.
- 10:00 AM: York. The City of Walls and Wonder. Oh, York. It’s everything you want it to be: cobbled streets, ancient walls, the Shambles bursting with quirky shops. Except, in my case, it was the city of me realizing I'd brought the wrong shoes for walking anywhere. I'm thinking trainers, but only had the boots. Well… back into the mud they go!
- 11:00 AM: York Minster - The Awe-Inspiring Moment. Took my breath away. The architecture, the light streaming through the stained-glass… I actually got a tiny prickle of tears in my eyes. (Don't judge me, it was beautiful!). Spent longer than I should have wandering around, just looking. Truly magnificent.
- 12:30 PM: Lunch at a Pub. (And the Persistent Shoe Problem). Found a charming pub. Ordered a hearty Yorkshire lunch. Tried to discreetly scrape the mud off my boots under the table. Failed miserably. (Still trying to get the mud off my boots)
- 2:00 PM: The Shambles & Shopping. The most Instagrammable street ever. Squeezed into shops absolutely filled to the brim with quirky trinkets. Almost bought a stuffed hedgehog wearing a tiny hat. Resisted temptation. (This time).
- 4:00 PM: Chocolate Adventure at York's Chocolate Story. Chocolate. Need I say more?! Learned about the history of chocolate, tasted some delectable samples, and briefly considered running away to become a professional chocolatier. (Reality check: I'd probably just eat all the ingredients.)
- 5:00 PM: Back to Cottage. Collapse. Chocolate coma setting in.
Day 3: Hollicarrs Part Deux - Redemption (and More Mud)
- 10:00 AM: Hollicarrs – The Revenge. Armed with the proper footwear this time (thank goodness!), I went back. I walked the trails, soaked up the peace and the beauty of the place, and actually appreciated the mud. It's part of the charm, right? I did not fall over, this time.
- 11:30 AM: Tree Hugging (Don't Judge). Seriously, though. Wrapped my arms around an ancient oak tree. Felt… grounded. (Yes, I know, I'm a cliché).
- 12:30 PM: The Perfect Spot. Found the perfect bench, with the perfect view, and just sat there in the quiet. This is what I needed.
- 1:30 PM: The "Almost Missed My Train" Incident. I was so absorbed in the moment that I almost forgot about my train home (back home). Cue a mad dash back to the cottage, a panicked packing session, and a near-miss at the station. (Note to self: check train times before tree hugging.)
- 3:00 PM: Departure (with Muddy Boots and a Full Heart). Goodbye, Yorkshire. You've been glorious, messy, and utterly wonderful. I'll be back. I promise. (And next time, I'm packing multiple pairs of socks).
Reflections:
This trip wasn't perfect. It was full of mishaps, muddy feet, and moments of sheer, delightful chaos. But that's the beauty of it. It was real. It was human. And it was exactly what I needed. Hollicarrs, you absolute gem. Yorkshire, you magnificent beast. Until next time!
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What *is* Hollicarrs anyway? Sounds like a wizard's potion!
Right, so... Hollicarrs isn't a magical spell (though it might feel like it after a stressful week!). It's this incredible woodland, a 'sculpture trail' technically, tucked away near Escrick. Think lush trees, weird and wonderful sculptures, and trails perfect for a leisurely wander. My first thought? "Wow, someone actually *made* this?!" Like, someone poured their heart (and probably a ton of sweat) into creating this place. I'm seriously impressed. It's a proper escape from the usual humdrum, you know?
Okay, but is it *actually* worth the trip? My weekends are precious, you know!
Okay, listen. The "is it worth it" question...it's loaded! Depends on *you*. If you're expecting a manicured theme park with rollercoaster thrills? No. Absolutely not. But if you appreciate, like, REAL beauty, fresh air, and maybe a moment to contemplate the meaning of life (or just, you know, what to have for dinner?), then YES. YES, it's worth every single second. I'm a city dweller used to grey concrete. This place nearly made me weep with joy. Seriously. I saw a woodpecker. A WOODPECKER! I even forgave my kids for their constant bickering because the trees were so gorgeous. That's a win in my book.
Is it good for kids? Because my little monsters can be...challenging.
Dude. THIS is where Hollicarrs shines. Kids? They LOVE it. There are sculptures to climb on (within reason, be sensible!), trails perfect for running wild, and enough natural wonders to keep them occupied for HOURS. My lot? They were off exploring every nook and cranny, finding hidden paths and making up stories about the sculptures. We even had a 'stick sword' fight (don't tell the rangers!). My advice? Pack snacks, waterproof boots (it *is* the UK, after all!), and prepare for a day of utter, glorious chaos. And maybe a little mud. Embrace the mud. It washes off.
Accessibility - Is it pushchair/wheelchair friendly, or am I going to be hauling uphill all day?
This is a mixed bag, to be honest. There *are* accessible paths, and they're clearly marked, which is brilliant! But, it's a woodland, so expect some uneven terrain. Some areas are definitely off-limits for pushchairs or wheelchairs. Check their website for specifics – they're pretty good at detailing the pathways, and you don't want to get stuck. I've wrestled a buggy through worse places though - just be prepared for a slightly bumpy ride in some areas. It's worth getting in touch beforehand if accessibility is a major concern, just to have peace of mind.
What should I bring? Besides the obvious sunscreen/water bottle!
Okay, the *essentials*: comfy shoes (seriously, blisters are a joy-killer), wellies or waterproof boots (did I mention the mud?), snacks and drinks (because Hangry isn't pretty), and layers of clothing. It's a woodland; the weather can change faster than my mood swings! But here's the *pro tip*: a decent camera. The sculptures are phenomenal, and the light through the trees is just…magical. Also, maybe a sketchbook and pen. I always *intend* to sketch, but *always* get distracted. Maybe you'll have more self-discipline! Oh, and insect repellent. Those little buggers are *vicious* – learn from my mistake! And maybe a small first-aid kit, you know, for scrapes and stings. Better to be prepared.
Are there any toilets? Asking for a friend... (it's me)
Yes! Praise the gods of bladder control! There are loos, and they're located near the main entrance (thank you, Hollicarrs!). They're generally kept clean, which is always a bonus. Just be prepared, you might have to walk a bit if nature calls urgently while you're deep in the woods. And honestly, even if there *weren't* toilets, the peace of the place, the way the light plays over the trees– it makes you forget about everything for a while. It's… therapeutic. Oh, and on the subject of nature's calls, be aware of the 'leave no trace' policy here – no littering, of course! This isn't a festival, it's a beautiful, fragile place. Be respectful!
Are dogs allowed? Because my furry best friend needs some adventure!
YES! Dogs are welcome, which is fantastic! However, they must be kept on leads (unless they are particularly good with recall, and it's under your perfect control). It's a wildlife haven, and you don't want your pooch chasing the local fauna. Plus, leads keep them safe from any potential hazards (like, say, a rogue squirrel attack – trust me, my dog has opinions!). I saw a gorgeous golden retriever enjoying a walk there the last time I visited, and it just adds to the whole experience. But please, clean up after them! No one wants to step in a landmine. And a friendly reminder: keep your dog in sight and under control. Respect the other visitors and the precious wildlife. It is a privilege, not a right to take dogs - so *act*' appropriately!.
Is it expensive? I'm trying to save money, you know?
No! It's surprisingly affordable! It's a small fee for entry, which is a steal considering how much joy it gives. Check the website for the latest prices, but it's generally very kind on the ol' wallet. Plus, think about what you're getting: fresh air, exercise, entertainment, and a serious dose of natural beauty. It's a much better investment than another takeaway, trust me. I'd happily pay double, to be honest. And parking is usually available, too, which helps!
Anything *really* annoying/bad about Hollicarrs? Even Paradise has a fly, right?
Let's be real, nothing’s perfect. My main *grumble*? The car park gets full during peak times, so arrive early or you might be circling for a while. Seriously,Stay Mapped
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