Lincoln's BEST Kept Secret: I-80's Chic Stay Inn by OYO!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the wild, wacky, and sometimes slightly suspect world of Lincoln's BEST Kept Secret: I-80's Chic Stay Inn by OYO!. And let me tell you, this ain't your grandma's Hilton garden. We're talking a motel…a motel, people!… but one trying very hard to be chic. So, I’ve just stayed there. My brain is still sorting it all out. Come along for the ride!
First Impressions & The All-Important Accessibility…Or Lack Thereof (SEO Keyword Time: Accessibility, Wheelchair accessible, Facilities for disabled guests)
Okay, so the "Chic" part is debatable – more on that later. But the accessibility… that's where we start. I’m not in a wheelchair, but I do like to get around and noticed the elevator. Good start. The website says there is a shuttle service. Which could come in handy, but no luck on the airport transfer. It’s not advertised as super accessible, and I’m not sure how it would handle a true wheelchair situation. The parking lot is the typical motel layout, and it looked to be possible to maneuver in from the looks of it. However, I can imagine it could be a challenge in some units. Verdict: Mixed. Check directly with them about specific needs! Don't just trust the generic "facilities for disabled guests." Be specific.
Checking In… (A Whirlwind of Technology and… Well, Not Always Smooth Sailing)
They advertise "Contactless check-in/out." Great! I love technology! So, I go in, excited to fly through this thing, and… well, the app was being a bit temperamental. Let's just say it involved some fumbling with my phone, some sighing from me, and a sweet young person at the front desk who thankfully saved the day. So not all that contactless, but the employee was helpful and that's what matters.
Rooms? A Mixed Bag of Surprises and… Carpeting. (SEO Keywords: Air conditioning, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Desk, Refrigerator, Coffee/tea maker, Blackout curtains, In-room safe box, Ironing facilities, Separate shower/bathtub, Slippers, Non-smoking, Air conditioning in public area, Complimentary tea)
Okay, the rooms. Here’s the deal: They clearly try for the chic thing. Mine had a decent desk, which I appreciated because I needed to do some work. The air conditioning worked, thank the heavens. Huge, fluffy blackout curtains – major plus for sleeping in. There was a mini-fridge (always a win!), a coffee/tea maker with a single complimentary tea bag (sad face), and a safe (which I didn't end up using). The Wi-Fi was indeed free and reasonably speedy. Shower pressure was decent. The bedding was… fluffy. It had slippers. It had a bathrobe. The bed wasn’t amazing, but the blackout curtains helped.
Now for the… less chic stuff. The carpeting. Oh, the carpeting. You know that motel smell? Yeah, it was there. Not overwhelming, but present, like a polite ghost. The decor was… well, let's say it was "aspirational modern." Like, it wanted to be super stylish, but it just ended up… being a motel room. And for some reason, the room was not completely cleaned. there were several hairs on the bathroom. This is not ideal, but as a weary traveler, sometimes you just have to roll with it.
Cleanliness and Safety - Did they Really Sanitize? (Keyword Time: Cleanliness and safety, Hygiene certification, Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol)
This is the most important thing in a post-COVID world, right? They advertise a serious commitment to cleanliness. "Rooms sanitized between stays," "Professional-grade sanitizing services," "Staff trained in safety protocol." The room had this "hygiene certification" sticker on the door, and a little note about how they were focused on my safety. And the employees - I saw them sanitizing tables and around the front desk. I felt reasonably safe, BUT, and it's a big but, the hair on the bathroom did make me pause. Really pause.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking… (Or, The Great Breakfast Quest) (SEO Keywords: Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Coffee shop, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Restaurants, Bar, Poolside bar)
Okay, so, here’s where things get… quirky. They advertise a bunch of eating options. "Breakfast [buffet]," "Restaurants," "Poolside bar." But the reality was… different. There was a coffee shop. I don't think it was any good.
The breakfast was… I'll be honest, it was pretty sad for the buffet. It was more like a "continental" breakfast situation, with the usual suspects: cereal, muffins, toast. I got some coffee and felt underwhelmed.
Did I find a bar or poolside bar? Nope. Maybe they have some sort of room service? Not from what I saw or experienced.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (Or, Why I Didn't Get Massaged) (SEO Keywords: Fitness center, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor])
The website teases you with amenities. "Fitness center," "Swimming pool,"… Oh, and there's a pool with a view! They also promise a spa, sauna, and steam room.
There was a pool, an outdoor pool. There wasn't an amazing view around. Did I swim? No. I felt like it was one of those motel pools where you can smell the chlorine from a mile away. The spa, sauna, and steam room? Didn't see them. Fitness center? I didn't stumble upon it!
Services and Conveniences – The Good, the Bad, and the… Well, They Tried (SEO Keywords: Daily housekeeping, Luggage storage, Elevator, Cash withdrawal, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Laundry service, Concierge, Convenience store)
Things? They tried. Daily housekeeping? Yes, my room was tidied up. Luggage storage? Probably. Elevator? Yes. They seemed to offer laundry services. A convenience store? I did find one!
I saw no concierge services, but that is not surprising.
Getting Around… (Good for the Budget, Maybe Not for the Speedy) (SEO Keywords: Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service)
Free parking! Score! But no airport transfer, so if you're relying on that, you're out of luck.
The Verdict: So, Should YOU Stay at I-80’s Chic Stay Inn by OYO?
Here's the deal: Is this a luxury experience? Absolutely not. But is it a bad motel? Also no. It's a solid, decent, maybe a bit quirky motel.
- For Whom: It's a good option for road-trippers, budget travelers, and people who want a reasonably clean and safe place to sleep, with a few perks.
- Pros: Free Wi-Fi, decent beds, air conditioning, nice blackout curtains, and an honest effort to be clean.
- Cons: The "chic" aspirations are a little… ambitious. Questionable breakfast. Limited amenities. Could be more accessible.
- My Recommendation: If you're looking for a clean stay on a budget and don't expect the Ritz, give Lincoln's BEST Kept Secret: I-80's Chic Stay Inn by OYO! a shot. Just temper your expectations a bit.
The Offer (Let's Get Those Bookings!)
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- Free Wi-Fi to stay connected!
- Cozy rooms with blackout curtains for a perfect night's sleep.
- Convenient location with easy access to I-80.
- And a price that won't make you cry!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. We're heading to the Stay Inn by OYO Near I-80 in West Lincoln, Nebraska. And trust me, by the end of this, we'll all need a double dose of comfort food and a serious therapy session. Here goes nothing…
The Great Nebraska Adventure: A Slightly Haphazard Journey
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (aka, the OYO Odyssey)
- 1:00 PM: Arrival at OYO (hopefully). Okay, so the website promised a "conveniently located" motel. Convenient to what, exactly? The endless expanse of cornfields? The echoing emptiness of the interstate? Either way, the first hurdle is finding the darn place. GPS, you better not let me down! (I'm already picturing myself stranded, covered in tumbleweeds and regretting all life choices.)
- 1:30 PM: Check-in Circus. Praying the front desk person is awake and vaguely friendly. Because honestly, after a six-hour drive, all I crave is a functioning key card and a bed that isn't suspiciously stained. (Don't judge, we've all been there!)
- 2:00 PM: The Room Reveal (and Disappointment?). Ah, yes. The moment of truth. The room better not smell like stale cigarettes and regret. Fingers crossed for a working TV and at least somewhat clean sheets. If it's a disaster? Well, there's always the "desperate traveler" sob story. (Yes, I'm already mentally preparing my Oscar-worthy performance.)
- 3:00 PM: Unpack and Mild Panic. Alright, room inspection complete! Breathe… Deep breaths. Let's unpack and pretend this is home. I'm also going to check the fire exit. Just in case. (I'm a worrier, okay?)
- 4:00 PM: Exploring the Unknown (and the Nearby Gas Station). Gotta stretch those legs (and find snacks!). Time for a reconnaissance mission. Let's see what culinary delights (or, you know, microwavable options) the surrounding area has to offer. More than anything, I want to know if there's a decent convenience store or a place to get coffee that isn't from a questionable machine in the lobby.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner and the Meaning of Life (Maybe). I swear, being alone in an unfamiliar room always invites existential questioning. Is it just me? Anyway, finding a place to eat. Maybe I'll venture out for a truly Midwestern meal, or perhaps I'll just order pizza to my room. Pizza sounds good…
- 7:00 PM: Meltdown (of sorts) in front of the TV. I'm exhausted. Sometimes the best medicine is watching comfort TV and forgetting all the responsibilities.
Day 2: Corn, Cows, and Cultural Experiences (or, the Day We Tried)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast and the Joy of Free Coffee (If They Have It!). Free coffee from the lobby. This could go either way. Let's keep those expectations low.
- 9:00 AM: Road Trip! The real trip starts. I think I want to see a farm or maybe some cows. The Nebraska landscape is calling my name. I do hope I don't get lost.
- 11:00 AM: First Real Stop: The Cornhusker State Museum I am a sucker for a museum. It's a good way to learn some new things and escape a bit from reality.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch and a (Possibly Awkward) Encounter with Local Cuisine. Hoping to discover a genuinely good Nebraska diner… and hopefully, avoid any small-town gossip. My small-town skills are rusty.
- 3:00 PM: Backroads and Rambling thoughts After a fun filled morning, I am ready to drive and clear my mind, what will be will be.
- 5:00 PM: Regroup, Reflect, and Question Everything. Back at the OYO, time to decompress. What did I really learn today? Was it worth it? Probably.
- 7:00 PM: A Night In. Pizza again. And maybe a trashy movie. I'm embracing the chaos.
Day 3: Departure and the Realization That Life Is Messy (And That's Okay)
- 8:00 AM: Last Breakfast Panic Do they have waffles? I hope so. Breakfast is the most important meal.
- 9:00 AM: Pack and Pray. Check out time.
- 9:30: Final Look around Did I forget anything? Do I need to go to the bathroom one last time? Is the room okay? Was the stay worth it?
- 10:00 AM: The Road Home. Let's go.
- 11:00 PM: I am home.
Post-Trip Reflection (aka, the Therapy Session Begins)
So, yeah, it wasn't perfect. There were probably moments of boredom, maybe a questionable stain or two, and definitely a few self-deprecating giggles. But that's life, isn't it? A messy, imperfect, often hilarious journey. And hey, I survived. I experienced something. And that, my friends, is what matters. Now, excuse me while I go order a pizza and book my next adventure. (Maybe somewhere a little less… Midwestern.)
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Okay, spill it. What's the *actual* deal with this "Chic Stay"? Is it actually...chic?
Chic? *Honey*, let's just say my expectations were...adjusted. The website photos? Bless their hearts. They must have a *seriously* talented photographer. Real life? Okay, picture this: you've just driven eight hours. You're tired. You're hangry. And you're staring at a motel that, from the outside, looks like it might've hosted a traveling circus back in '87. But *inside*... well, there's a certain... *charm*. Let's go with that. It's a kind of lived-in, "we've seen some things" chic. Think less Parisian runway and more Iowa State Fair after-party. But hey, the bed was...a bed! And the shower *mostly* worked. That's already a win in my book after a long haul.
The reviews talk about "quirky" staff. What's *that* all about?
Oh, the staff. The *characters*. Okay, so I checked in at like, 2:00 AM (don't ask). The guy at the front desk...we'll call him "Barry." Barry was... well, Barry was *something*. He looked like he'd seen a ghost, but in a friendly, "I've probably seen a ghost this week" sort of way. He fumbled with the keys, apologized profusely for a "slight water pressure issue in Room 207," and then proceeded to tell me, in excruciating detail, about his prize-winning petunias. He seemed genuinely surprised that I wasn't *more* interested in the petunias. Honestly, Barry? I appreciate the enthusiasm. Give him a raise. It’s a welcome change from the usual hotel robots.
What's the *worst* thing about staying there? Be honest.
Okay, deep breath. The worst thing? Ugh... it's the *noise*. You're right next to I-80. It's a constant *whoosh*. Semi-trucks, motorcycles, the occasional car with a muffler issue that sounds like a chainsaw... it's a Symphony of the Road. Bring earplugs. Seriously. Or, if you're like me and forget earplugs, embrace the chaos and pretend it's a white noise machine. Just try to sleep through it. Good luck!
What about breakfast? Is it a continental feast of glory?
Breakfast... right. Let's say it's *functional*. There's usually some kind of pre-packaged pastry, a questionable-looking waffle maker (I *did not* touch that), and instant coffee that… well, it exists. Think of it as a fuel-up, not a culinary experience. Grab a muffin, a small carton of orange juice, and try not to think too hard about where those muffins came from. Just be grateful it's free. And honestly, after Barry's petunia exposé, I was just happy to have *anything* to eat.
Are there any hidden gems nearby? Like, what can you *do* around there?
Okay, so you're near Lincoln, Nebraska! Gotta give it up for the Cornhuskers, am I right? Look, the Chic Stay isn't in the middle of a happening scene, but it's close enough to Lincoln that you can grab some good eats and catch a game. Check out some local breweries, take in some live music, or whatever tickles your fancy. Just... maybe Uber, unless you appreciate Barry's petunia stories *that* much. Don't expect Vegas-level excitement, but for a brief stay, it's got you covered. It’s a solid jumping-off point, I guess.
Would you stay there again? Seriously?
Okay, look. Here's the truth: Would I *choose* it over, say, a luxury suite with a rain shower and a pillow menu? No. No, I would not. But! If I'm on a budget? If I need a place to crash for a night? If I'm feeling adventurous-ish? Yeah, I probably would. There's something... endearing about the Chic Stay. It's not perfect, far from it. But it's got *character*. And sometimes, that's exactly what you need. It's the kind of place you'll talk about with your friends, years later, and they’ll either roll their eyes or say, "Oh yeah! That place! I remember Barry and the petunias…." And ultimately, that's worth something, right?
Tell me about a specific experience, even the smaller details.
Okay, fine. Let's talk about Room 207. The *legendary* Room 207. Barry's warning about the water pressure? Understatement of the century. Picture this: I’d been on the road for, like, 12 hours. I was *filthy*. All I wanted was a hot shower. I turned on the tap… and *dribble*. Seriously, a *dribble*. It was like attempting to shampoo your hair under a leaky faucet in a cave. I tried everything. I checked the drain. I fiddled with the handles. Nothing. Just… the pathetic, slow weep of lukewarm water. I called the front desk (aka Barry). He sounded genuinely mortified. "Oh, dear," he said. "Well, you know, Room 207 has… *character*." Character! That’s a euphemism for 'plumbing from the Jurassic period.' He offered to move me, but it was late, and I was already mentally preparing myself for a cold shower that would double as a spiritual experience. I persevered. I stood there, hunched under the nearly-nonexistent spray, and eventually, I managed to get *mostly* clean. The experience? Humbling. Cathartic. And made me appreciate hot water *so* much more. Room 207 – a testament to the importance of embracing life's imperfections. And Barry? Bless his heart, he offered me a free muffin the next morning.
Any advice for surviving a stay there?
Oh, yes! Here's the Survival Guide:
- **Bring earplugs.** Seriously. The highway is your alarm clock. Or, if you’re into that, pretend you’re sleeping in a shipping container.
- **Manage your expectations.** It's not the Ritz. It's I-80.
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