Step Inside This Jaw-Dropping Art Deco Apartment in Bandung!
Jaw-Dropping Deco Dreams (and a Few Humorous Hiccups) in Bandung: A Review That Gets Real
Okay, buckle up, because I’m about to tell you about my stay at that Art Deco apartment in Bandung everyone’s been raving about. And trust me, it’s mostly jaw-dropping. But let's be honest, no place is perfect. It was an experience, let's just say that!
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First Impressions (and a Slight Panic Attack):
The building itself? Stunning. The Art Deco architecture is truly a feast for the eyes. Imagine stepping back in time, but with modern amenities. It's the real deal! But arriving? Shit. Finding the entrance was a mini-quest. My GPS took me down a rabbit hole, eventually I found the front entrance, which was a bit of the hassle. The doorman, bless his heart, was super friendly but I'm pretty sure he was a bit confused by my frantic gestures.
Accessibility & Getting Around (Let's Be Honest, It Matters):
Alright, let's dive into the important stuff. The apartment has made an effort to be accessible, but it's not perfect. There is an elevator (thank god!), and the public areas seem pretty wheelchair-friendly. I'm not a wheelchair user, but I did notice there were ramps and wide doorways in the lobby. Check with them directly if you need specifics. While I didn't need it, it's really reassuring knowing that even if you did, you're covered. The car park [free of charge] was easily accessible. Now, the real test for accessibility, the rooms …I've got no idea. But on balance, I'd say it tries its best.
The Room: Deco Delights (and a Missing Remote?):
Okay, the room. Gorgeous. Seriously, take your breath away gorgeous. Think plush velvet, geometric patterns, and a bathroom that's basically a work of art. The bed was beyond comfortable, with extra long bed, bathrobes that made me feel like a movie star, and a killer view. They even have an alarm clock, a mini bar stuffed full of yummy things, and a desk for all those urgent emails. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Score! (Although, I did have a mini heart attack when the TV remote went missing… it turned up eventually, under a mountain of pillows. Sigh.)
Dining & Drinking (Fueling the Fun):
The options here are pretty extensive. There's an Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and then a buffet that's, frankly, legendary. Let's be clear, breakfast in bed is the best gift. I had the breakfast takeaway service because I was running late, and the options were good! Later on, I checked out the pool bar, which was perfect for a little midday siesta. A la carte restaurants are available, serving both Asian and International cuisine. I had some fantastic Western dishes and excellent cup of coffee at a coffee shop. I was very impressed with the facilities for disabled guests.
Relaxation & Rejuvenation (Because We All Need It):
Oh, the spa! It's heaven. The sauna, steamroom, swimming pool, it's all there. I went for a massage, which was divine. (The masseuse, a tiny woman with magical hands, could probably solve all my life's problems with one session. I even tried the body scrub and body wrap, and I left feeling like a new person. My skin was glowing! The gym/fitness option is also top-notch, but I, uh, might have skipped that part, prioritizing the pool with view instead.
Cleanliness & Safety (In a Post-COVID World):
They’re serious about hygiene. I'm talking hand sanitizer everywhere, staff trained in safety protocols, and individually-wrapped food options. They've gone above and beyond with the daily disinfection and anti-viral cleaning products. It actually felt very safe. Even the shared stationery was removed - bless!
Services & Conveniences (The Little Things Matter):
Concierge service? Check. Laundry service? Check. Luggage storage? Check. They even have a babysitting service, if you're traveling with kids. The air conditioning in public areas was a lifesaver. Honestly, they've thought of everything. They have a business center with xerox/fax facilities and meeting/banquet and seminar spaces – great for those who need to mix business with pleasure. Just what you need for a quick meeting.
Things to Do (Beyond Lounging By The Pool):
I'd be lying if I said I did much doing. mostly lounging by the pool, which is exactly what I needed.
The Imperfections (Because Life Isn't Always a Perfect Instagram):
Okay, here's where I get real. The service sometimes felt… a little slow. Room service took a while. And one time, the Wi-Fi went down for a couple of hours. (The horror!) Also, while they provide safe dining setup and professional-grade sanitizing services, some of the staff were a little stiff, like they were reading from a script. It's just small things, and they certainly didn't ruin the experience, but it's worth noting.
The Verdict: Would I Go Back? (Absolutely!)
Despite the minor hiccups, this place is truly special. It's a beautiful location and it's trying hard to be a great hotel. If you're looking for a unique, luxurious, and mostly flawless experience in Bandung, then this Art Deco apartment is definitely worth it. Just be prepared for the occasional minor inconvenience, and embrace the opportunity to relax and recharge. I'm already planning my next visit… and I'm bringing an extra remote control. You know, just in case.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because my Bandung adventure in that Art Deco apartment by Jiilaan is about to be a glorious, chaotic mess of a travelogue. Forget perfectly planned itineraries; we're going rogue.
Bandung, Here We Come! (Or, the Great Coffee Crisis of '24)
Day 1: Arrival and the Mystery of the Missing Mosquito Net
- Morning (or what passes for morning after a red-eye from Jakarta): Arrive in Bandung. Ugh, airports. The air is thick with humidity and the ghost of a thousand missed connecting flights. Finally, we're at the apartment! Jiilaan's Art Deco digs are stunning, no denying it. The high ceilings, the gorgeous furniture… I swear, I think I just saw a ghost of a flapper girl sashaying across the living room.
- Mid-Morning: Unpack. Fail miserably at unpacking. My suitcase is a bottomless pit of mismatched socks and enough travel-sized toiletries to supply a small army. The biggest problem? The infamous Bandung heat. It hits you like a wall. And I mean, the mosquito net! Where's the bloody mosquito net?! I'm going to be eaten alive tonight, I just know it. "Maybe it's behind the ornate, slightly dusty, antique mirror?" Nope. Just a whole lotta vintage glamor staring back at me.
- Lunch: This is where the "perfectly planned itinerary" falls apart. Planned to eat at a place with amazing Nasi Goreng. What did I do? Get lost in the labyrinthine backstreets of Bandung, end up in a tiny warung, and eat something that resembled spicy chicken and rice. It was delicious! But my stomach is a little… delicate. Pray for me.
- Afternoon: The great coffee quest. Bandung is coffee heaven. I'd heard whispers of legendary Kopi Tubruk. So, I set off on foot. The first cafe? Closed. The second? Out of coffee. The third? "Sorry, we only have instant." I'm starting to feel the caffeine withdrawal headache. Maybe I should just give in and embrace the instant coffee life? No! The pursuit of the perfect Bandung brew continues!
- Evening: Exhausted. The mosquito net situation looms. I decided to order some food. Went for the pizza. Pizza, and a shower to wash away the day's sweat, and the lack of mosquito net-related anxiety. As I drifted off, I can practically hear the mosquitos plotting my demise.
Day 2: The Tangkuban Perahu Volcano – And My Existential Crisis
- Morning: Woke up. Still alive. No mosquito bites (yet!). Breakfast: the hotel provided some pastries and fruit. Washed it down with instant coffee with a hint of regret. Decision; I'm going to Tangkuban Perahu! The volcano! I am a sucker for a good spectacle.
- Mid-Morning: The drive to the volcano. The roads? Well, let's just say they're… character-building. We were stuck in traffic. A lot of traffic. And the constant honking of scooters. I think I developed a nervous twitch.
- Around Noon: Tangkuban Perahu. Holy crap! The crater is breathtaking! The sulfur smell is both amazing and slightly nauseating. I've never seen anything like it. It's a humbling experience. I suddenly felt this overwhelming sense of nothingness. Why are we all here? What is the meaning of life? (Sorry, got sidetracked there.) The view is amazing.
- Afternoon: The crowds! I hate crowds! But also, I kinda love them. The energy is amazing. I bought a cheesy souvenir hat. I'm not usually a souvenir person, but I succumbed to the pressure. The pressure of a good hat! I also bought some coffee. Expensive coffee. But worth it. Also, I met a local street seller! They were wearing a very trendy shirt. We hit off talking about… nothing, and everything.
- Late Afternoon: Back to the apartment. Took about an hour to decontaminate from the volcano smell. The hat is still on my head. I still did not find the mosquito net. Feeling defeated.
Day 3: Lost in the City (Again) and the Joy of Kue Lapis
- Morning: Okay, the Bandung traffic is officially trying to break me. I attempted to venture to the city center. Got hopelessly lost. Again. Took a different route. Found a cute little shop, bought some batik. Success! The first success of the day.
- Mid-Morning: The quest for authentic Indonesian food continues. Found a bustling local market. The smells were overwhelming. The sights even more so. I spotted this woman making Kue Lapis. It looked like a rainbow of deliciousness.
- Lunch: Cue the Kue Lapis! It was unbelievably good. Chewy, sweet, and the perfect antidote to my city-induced frustration. I bought a whole bunch. Oops. And some other things that were in the same stall at the market.
- Afternoon: Back at the apartment. The afternoon nap. The heat. The humidity. The missing mosquito net. Did I buy a new one? Nope. Did I write an angry message to the host? Nope.
- Evening: I'm done. I swear. Ordered some food from a place I could barely pronounce. Now I regret it. But really… I couldn't be bothered to cook. The exhaustion is real. And I can still hear the mosquitos. Pray for me.
Day 4: Departure and the Lingering Smell of Adventure (and perhaps Sulfur)
- Morning: The final morning. Managed to wrestle my luggage into some semblance of order. Did I find the mosquito net? Nope. Did I enjoy every single minute of my trip? Yup! Bandung, you magnificent, chaotic, delicious, and slightly mosquito-infested city. I am almost thankful to be leaving. Almost.
- Mid-Morning: Last-minute souvenir shopping (more Kue Lapis!). One last Bandung coffee. This time, I actually managed to find a decent one. Bliss.
- Lunch: A quick, sad sandwich from a convenience store at the airport. Goodbye, amazing Indonesian food! Hello, bland airport cuisine.
- Afternoon: So, I'm off! I'm leaving. The Art Deco apartment, the crazy traffic, the mosquito anxiety, the amazing coffee… is gonna be missed. I’ll never forget the raw beauty of Tangkuban Perahu, or the overwhelming feeling of being utterly lost. I'll never forget the smiling faces of the people I met. Goodbye, Bandung. Until next time, you glorious mess.
- Evening: (Post-trip reflection): Okay, back home. My suitcase still smells faintly of sulfur. I've got a new mosquito net. And I'm already planning my return. Because despite all the mess, the chaos, and the near-constant state of being lost, Bandung… it got under my skin. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Step Inside This Jaw-Dropping Art Deco Apartment in Bandung! The Unofficial FAQ - Because Who Actually Reads the Brochure?
Okay, okay, I saw the photos… Is it *actually* jaw-dropping? Don't lie to me.
Alright, here’s the thing. I’m usually cynical. Like, *massively* cynical. I expect disappointment. But… yeah. Jaw-dropping? It’s up there. You walk in, and you're hit with this *wall* of… well, Art Deco. The photos? They’re pretty. The reality? Ten times that. It's the kind of place that makes you involuntarily gasp. I actually did. My friend saw my face and just started laughing. "You good?" he asked. "Uh… yeah," I mumbled, still trying to process the sheer *gorgeousness* of the place. That green marble? To die for. Seriously. I’ll fight you for it.
What's the story behind this place? Did a secret society live here? Spoil the tea!
Okay, so maybe not a *secret society* (darn it!), but the guide – bless her heart, she tried to keep a straight face – said it belonged to some wealthy Dutch family back in the day. Now, the guide's version was all polished and historical. I’m guessing they threw some killer parties (I mean, look at the bar!). My version? They probably sipped gin, complained about the heat, and secretly plotted to... well, I'm not sure what. Take over a spice empire? I digress. There’s actual history, but come on, the gin and plotting is way more fun to imagine.
Is it stuffy? Because I can’t stand stuffy. I need to breathe.
Stuffy? No, actually. Which surprised me. It's opulent, yes, but not claustrophobic. The windows! Massive. They let in so much light. And the air, despite being Bandung and, therefore, slightly humid, felt surprisingly... fresh. Though, I did almost trip over a rather imposing bronze statue. Almost gave it a hug. That could've been awkward. So, breathe easy, my friend. You won’t be suffocating.
Let's talk specifics: What are the rooms like? Is there a *really* good bathroom?
Okay, the rooms. They’re, well, a bit of a blur. So much to take in! But let's break it down:
- The Living Room: HUGE. Like, “could-host-a-small-jazz-concert” huge. And those chairs! I wanted to just sink into one and never get up.
- The Dining Room: Elegant. But secretly, I was thinking, "Man, imagine the dinner parties!"
- The Bedrooms: Luxurious. The bedframes were incredible. I'm talking fancy carved wood and what-not. Okay, fine, I peeked. Yes, they felt really… comfy.
Is it instagrammable? (Don't judge me.)
Are you kidding me? It's basically *designed* for Instagram. Every corner is screaming for a photo. It's a visual feast. Prepare to get your likes up! I probably took about 200 photos. My phone may or may not have exploded from storage overload. I won't confirm. And the filter choices? Infinite. Though, I’d say skip the heavy filters. The place speaks for itself. Let the Art Deco do the work! Just try not to elbow other tourists, like I might have *accidentally* done when snapping a pic of the grand staircase. Oops.
What was the *weirdest* thing you saw? Because there's always something weird.
Okay, weirdest thing? Hmm... There was this… this elaborate birdcage. Massive. Absolutely massive. Gold-plated, probably. And empty. Which, I thought, a little melancholic? The guide said it never housed a bird, just was "decorative." I found that really odd. Why build a giant birdcage and never use it? Maybe they *wanted* a bird, but it just wouldn’t stay? Or perhaps it held a secret… Maybe it was a message box. Or possibly that the family was just really into aesthetics. I’ll probably never know. But that empty birdcage stuck with me.
The worst part? Come on... It can’t be *all* perfect.
Alright, okay, the *worst* part? It's… a bit of a bummer that I can't live there. That's the realistic answer. I mean, come on, I asked if they were renting to a random solo traveler. Big no. The guide was kind of pitying. Beyond that? The tour was a little rushed. I wanted to spend hours just wandering around. And maybe I’d have liked a slightly more detailed history, but I could always research that myself. The only real complaint? It had to end.
Should I go? Seriously. Give me the verdict.
YES. Absolutely, unequivocally, yes! Go. Just go. If you like beautiful things, history, architecture, and generally feeling impressed? Go. If you like Instagram? Go. If you're just looking for a cool experience? GO. Don't hesitate. Seriously. I’m already planning my return trip. Maybe I’ll sneak in this time. Just kidding… mostly. Just… go. You will not regret it. Just plan your bubble bath schedule in advance.
Any tips for visiting? Anything I should know beforehand?
Okay, a few tips from a seasoned professional (… me):
- Book in advance! Seriously! Don’t just show up, because you might be disappointed. And don't skip the guided tour - it adds context.
- Wear comfortable shoes. You’ll be doing a lot of walking (and maybe some standing around, gaping).
- Bring your camera (and maybe an extra battery). Just trust.
- Be prepared to be amazedNomad Hotel SearchArt Deco Apartement by Jiilaan Bandung Indonesia
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