Unbelievable! This Karawang OYO Room Will Blow Your Mind (OYO 90391 Gkitroom)
Unbelievable! (Sort Of…) My Karawang OYO Adventure - OYO 90391 Gkitroom: A Hot Mess, But a Memorable One.
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to dissect my stay at OYO 90391 Gkitroom in Karawang. The title promised “blow your mind,” but let’s be honest, my mind got a little… wind-swept by the experience. Think less "mind-blowing" and more "mildly bewildered."
First Impressions (and the Search for the Elevator…):
Finding the place was… an adventure. GPS coordinates danced a merry jig, leading me down questionable alleyways before finally depositing me in front of… well, a building. The "hotel chain" aspect wasn’t immediately obvious – more like a well-disguised secret. I swear, I spent a good five minutes wandering around, frantically searching for the elevator. Turns out, there was a working lift, tucked away at the back, guarded by a very friendly (and slightly sleepy) doorman. Accessibility? Well, it had an elevator, which is a definite win. I didn't notice any dedicated facilities for disabled guests listed, so that's something to consider folks.
Rooms: The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Comfy… Bed:
The room? Let's just say it was a vibe. The air conditioning, thankfully, worked. A small victory in the Indonesian heat. The air conditioning in the public area was also present and accounted for, so thumbs up on that front. The non-smoking rooms were a blessing, even if the faint odor of… previous guests… still lingered. The blackout curtains were a godsend, allowing me to sleep off my jetlag. The extra long bed was my personal highlight. I’m a six-footer, and I can't stress how rare it is to get decent bed length! Plus, the complimentary tea and free bottled water scored some points. Little touches, you know?
Though the carpeting was a bit time-worn on the edge, the closet was spacious. The desk was functional, and the laptop workspace was… adequate. The Internet access – LAN wasn't something I used, but it was there. The bathrobes, slippers, and toiletries were a nice touch, even if they were… economical. The safety/security feature was definitely present. There were no crazy incidents.
However, I did discover a minor issue; the bathroom phone didn't work and I'd have to climb through a jungle of wires to get to the alarm clock, which I found weird. The shower had adequate water pressure, though and there was a separate shower/bathtub, should you be feeling extra fancy. The lack of the bathroom phone however…
Cleanliness & Safety – The Covid Era… Sort Of:
Okay, here’s where it got interesting. They tried. There were hand sanitizer stations everywhere. The staff trained in safety protocol seemed to genuinely care. The daily disinfection in common areas appeared to be a thing. The rooms sanitized between stays thing… well, let’s just say I’m not sure what "sanitized" means in this context. I didn't spot the anti-viral cleaning products, and the whole situation felt more like… a valiant attempt rather than a guarantee of germ-free perfection. They also offered to room sanitization opt-out available, which is something.
They had a doctor/nurse on call, but I didn’t need them and didn’t ask for the invoice for all the professional-grade sanitizing services - if there were any. I did spot the first aid kit, which was reassuring. The individually-wrapped food options were a plus, the safe dining setup seems to be something, and sterilizing equipment was probably in use .
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Odyssey… with Low Expectations:
The Asian breakfast (which seemed to be the standard option) was… an experience. Let’s just say my expectations were far exceeded. It was… food. There was a breakfast takeaway service, so that's something. There's also alternative meal arrangement, which is good to know.
There's a restaurant, or at least an area that functioned as one. They offered Asian cuisine in restaurant and international cuisine in restaurant. The service at the coffee shop was also a little hit or miss but was there. The bar, however, remained an elusive legend, and there was also a poolside bar.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax… Or Not:
Well, it seemed a bit… basic. The fitness center was probably there, based on the information, but I didn't see it. The pool with view was probably there. The spa and sauna? That’s a hard pass. The steamroom and massage would probably have resulted in severe disappointment rather than anything resembling actual relaxation.
They had a swimming pool, apparently. They also had a poolside bar.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things (That Matter, Maybe):
The cash withdrawal was handy because I had to pay for the room. The concierge was helpful. The convenience store felt basic, but it helped and the currency exchange was there. The daily housekeeping was… there, but I'm not sure it included deep cleans. Although there was laundry service. There was a luggage storage for my bag which went well. They also had meeting/banquet facilities, but I had no need for this. The safety deposit boxes were a plus.
The Real Deal: Quirks, Imperfections, and a Hint of Charm
This place isn’t the Four Seasons. It’s not perfect. It's got its quirks. It's a bit of a mess. But… and this is a big but… it was memorable. Frankly, it would be better if it had a proposal spot and I could have gotten a couple's room for my partner.
I’m not going to lie, I got a little attached to the wonky Wi-Fi (which surprisingly, was often available in all rooms!), the slightly off-key artwork, and the sheer effort the staff put in to make things work. It had a certain charm, this place, a kind of chaotic, Indonesian-hotel-chic charm that grows on you.
The Bottom Line:
Would I recommend OYO 90391 Gkitroom? It depends. If you demand perfection, skip it. If you like a bit of adventure, a dash of the unexpected, and don’t mind embracing a few imperfections for a relatively cheap price, then, yeah, give it a shot. Just don't expect to have your mind blown. Maybe… mildly tickled.
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Day 1: Arrival & Utter Confusion (and a Quest for Indomie)
- 06:00 AM: Wake up. Or rather, be violently woken up by my phone's alarm, which I swear sounds like a dying velociraptor. The flight's at 08:00 AM, so the mad dash starts….
- 08:00 AM: Flight departure. Pretty smooth, surprisingly. Airplane food? Edible, which is a win. I'm already half-heartedly considering whether to purchase the entire inflight magazine. "10 Ways to Organize Your Socks!" "Improve Your Flossing Technique!" Peak boredom, I'm telling you.
- 12:00 PM (Local Time): Arrive at the airport! The air hits different. Humid, fragrant, with a hint of adventure and a whole lot of… potential.
- 1:30 PM: Taxi chaos. Negotiating is an art form here, people! My haggling skills, rusty from years of online shopping, feel inadequate. "This price… is… is … too much!" (Said with dramatic flailing). Finally, convinced the driver, because my Bahasa Indonesia is basically "Terima kasih" and "Indomie."
- 2:30 PM: Finally, OYO 90391 Gkitroom. Ah, my temporary sanctuary. It's… well, it's functional. Cleanish. The AC looks like it's from the Jurassic period, which is honestly kind of cool? I unpack, trying to find a plug with the right adapter, and the adventure begins.
- 3:30 PM: The Indomie hunt. This is a serious mission. I need that hot, spicy, noodle-y goodness. Armed with Google Translate and a map, I bravely venture forth. Found a tiny warung (small local eatery) a few blocks away. Victory! The Indomie hit the spot. I'm in Indonesian heaven.
- 6:00 PM: Back at the OYO. Shower. The water pressure… is a bit… optimistic. It’s like a tiny little raincloud decided to take a nap. Still, I am clean! I attempt, and fail, to resist a nap and start reading the newspaper.
Day 2: Karawang Exploration (and the Tale of the Missing Spoon)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up, feeling slightly better. Breakfast is the instant coffee and the packet crackers from the mini mart across the street. I mean, real meals take time.
- 10:00 AM: Decided I was going to check out Telaga Sari Lake today. I had to ask, and then ask again, and then use google maps because taxi drivers can be really funny and confusing sometimes!
- 11:30 AM: Telaga Sari. Wow. Okay, so it's not exactly the turquoise lagoon of my dreams. But the air, the sounds, the smell of the water… It's alive. I rented a little paddle boat and floated out in the sunshine, feeling oddly peaceful.
- 1:00 PM: Back to town because the hunger strikes. A restaurant, seemingly clean and inviting, promises Nasi Goreng! I am starving and order my meal!
- 1:30 PM: The Nasi Goreng arrives! Beautiful, glistening, and HUGE. I dig in with gusto. But where is the spoon? Do I eat with my hands? I'm so tempted by the food, but the idea of eating it with my hands… I ask the server hesitantly. "Spoon?" I mumble. They are so cute and friendly, and they bring me a spoon!
- 2:00 PM: Post-lunch crash hits. Head back to Gkitroom to start a nap.
- 4:00 PM: The nap was glorious! I have renewed energy and an unyielding craving for iced tea. Time to wander around!
- 5:00 PM: Getting a little lost in Karawang is an experience, to say the least.
- 7:00 PM: Back at the OYO, exhausted but happy. I end up ordering food to the hotel because I don't feel like going out again. I can't wait to sink into the bed.
Day 3: One Last Attempt
- 9:00 AM: I am pretty sure the bed is the greatest source of comfort here. Maybe I spend too much time in the bed.
- 10:00 AM: Check out is at 12:00 PM. What do I do?
Quirks, Imperfections, and Ramblings:
- The language barrier is real. I'm fluent in "point and smile," a skill I've honed over years.
- The humidity. My hair is basically a frizzy, unmanageable cloud. I blame it on the curse of beautiful weather.
- The food. Absolutely everything is delicious, especially the street food which might have been the most delicious of my life.
- The internet is flaky, which is both a blessing and a curse. I'm forced to actually look at things. And people.
- I miss my cat.
- My mosquito bite count is up to… well, let's just say I look like I have chickenpox.
- I still don't know what "Gkitroom" means. I'm starting to think it's a secret society. Or maybe just a typo. Hopefully, it doesn't mean "room full of grumpy people."
Emotional Rollercoaster:
This journey has been a medley of frustrations and excitement. I've been humbled by the kindness of strangers. I've laughed at my own ineptitude. I've eaten so much delicious food I'm pretty sure I've gained five pounds. I'm leaving with a full stomach, a fuzzy head, a few mosquito bites, and the knowledge that I'm not as helpless as I thought I was. Would I come back to Karawang? Absolutely. Maybe with a translator, a better bug spray, and a bigger appetite! Now, off to my next adventure!
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Unbelievable! This Karawang OYO Room Will Blow Your Mind (OYO 90391 Gkitroom) - A Questionable Adventure!
Okay, seriously, what's the *deal* with this place? Is it actually... 'unbelievable'?
"Unbelievable" might be pushing it. Let's just say it's an *experience*. Think of it like this: you're promised a perfectly ripe mango, you get a slightly bruised one that's still somehow delicious, but you also find a weird, fuzzy mold on the side. That's Gkitroom! It's a gamble, a rollercoaster of "oh, wow, this is surprisingly decent..." and "wait... is that a stain?" You pay for what you get, and what you get is... well, unpredictable. I remember booking it once, buzzing from the highway (massive traffic as usual. Ugh), and the picture on the booking site made it look heavenly. Reality? Let's just say the lighting didn't quite match the online photos.
Is it clean? Because, let's be honest, that's a big deal, especially for an OYO…
"Clean" is subjective, isn't it? Like, my definition of clean after a week of backpacking is different from, say, my grandma's. Gkitroom? It's... passable. I wouldn't eat off the floor, but I also wouldn't be surprised if I *could*. Look, I once found a rogue cockroach trying to make a break for it under the bed – my scream could probably be heard five rooms down. That was a definite low point. But then, the sheets *smelled* clean, and the towels… well, they *were* towels. Don't expect a pristine, hospital-grade sanitization. Embrace the adventure, pack some hand sanitizer, and hope for the best.
What about the AC/Wi-fi/Amenities – the essentials?
Okay, so the AC is a fickle beast. Sometimes it’s a blizzard, sometimes it’s whispering a gentle breeze. You never know. The Wi-Fi? Pray to the internet gods. You might get lucky and stream Netflix without buffering. You might get dial-up speeds. It's truly a coin toss. Amenities? Let's just say *they* are, in fact, amenities. Don't get heartbroken if your shampoo is half-used - embrace the minimalist lifestyle! If you're after luxury, you're in the wrong place. If you need basics, then that's what you get.
The location, is it any good? Is it convenient?
The location… okay, it’s in Karawang, which, let's be honest, isn’t exactly the heart of excitement. But the room is a convenient option if you have some business there. The location is not great for sightseeing to be frank. You'll need to grab a Grab or a taxi to get anywhere fun, or even just to get food. It's a little off the beaten path, which has its pros and cons. Pro: maybe a little quieter. Con: you're relying on your phone or a very determined driver.
Okay, so I'm *considering* it. What's the *one* thing I should be prepared for?
The *one* thing? The *unpredictability*. It's the wild card in the deck. One time, I walked in, and the TV was *blaring* a dang dangdut music video. Didn't know what to do, so I just sat there and watched it. Another time, the shower only trickled ice-cold water. Once I got some lovely warm water, which was heaven. Be prepared for anything, and I mean *anything*. Embrace the chaos. Bring earplugs. Lower your expectations. Then, maybe, just maybe, you'll have a good time. Or at least, a *memorable* one.
The Staff! Are they helpful?
It REALLY depends. Sometimes, they are super nice. I guess it depended on the person and the shift. Sometimes they are just there. You get what I mean. One time, the guy at the front desk was trying to charge me for a water I never took. It was a small thing, but still, the service does take some quality hits from time to time. I usually try to check if anything is missing before I leave. And even then, you never know what is going to happen!
Would you actually recommend this place?
Okay, here's the truth. Would I *recommend* it? That depends. If you're a budget backpacker who doesn't mind a few bumps in the road and appreciates a cheap night's sleep, then sure, jump right in! If you're looking for a luxurious getaway, run, *run* far, far away. Is it the *best* hotel experience of my life? Absolutely not. Did it give me stories to tell? Absolutely yes. Ultimately, it's all about setting your expectations. Go in expecting a slightly chaotic, potentially slightly-grimy adventure, and you might just enjoy the ride. Just... pack extra sanitizer.
Have you got any specific anecdotes about a bad experience? Spill!
OH, where do I even begin? Okay, the *worst*? Definitely the time the power went out at 3 AM. Pitch black. I fumbled around for my phone, found the flashlight, and then heard... *scratching*. In the wall. I swear, I could hear the tiny, evil claws of something in there. Was it a rat? A giant cockroach preparing its attack? I don't know! I spent the next hour hugging my pillow and contemplating my life choices. When the power finally came back on, I didn't sleep a wink. Just stared at the wall. Thinking, "What if it's still in there?" Yep. That was the worst. Don't book Room 203. Just a heads up. Just. Don't.
So... Is there anything *good* about it? Anything at all?
Okay, okay, let me be fair. One time, and only one time, I booked a room, and everything *worked*. The AC was perfect, the Wi-Fi was lightning fast, and the room was (relatively) clean. It was like a unicorn sighting. A brief, shining moment of hotel perfection in the chaos. And you know whatHotel Radar Map
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