Allentown/Bethlehem Stay? This Hotel's Secret Will SHOCK You!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the Allentown/Bethlehem Stay? This Hotel's Secret Will SHOCK You! experience. And lemme tell you, I went in expecting…well, I wasn’t entirely sure what I was expecting. Maybe questionable decor? Overpriced mini-bar? I hadn't expected the shock… but let's get to it. This is gonna be less "polished travel blog" and more "dude just survived a hotel stay and is now spilling the tea."
First Impressions & The "Shocking" Secret (Maybe)
So, the name. Allentown/Bethlehem Stay? The suspense is killing me! I'm a sucker for a good mystery, especially one that supposedly involves a hotel. Before even getting through the door, I'm already primed for a grand reveal. And, what makes it so interesting, is I did the booking online, and was expecting the worst; now I'm here and ready to see what the fuss is about.
(Let's back up a sec and cover some basics, 'cause, SEO you know?)
Accessibility: Okay, important stuff first. Wheelchair accessible, check? That was important for my Grandma, she was with me, and she was able to get around no hassle. The hallways were wider, the elevators were easy to find. (The elevator itself was clean, and the exterior corridor outside the rooms looked nice enough).
Internet Access and Techy Stuff: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be to the internet gods. You can stream, post, whatever you want. They also had Internet access and even Internet [LAN] options if you’re into that old-school wired vibe. And, for special events, they claim to have Wi-Fi for special events. (Which, frankly, I didn't utilize, but good to know.)
Cleanliness and Safety – The COVID Chronicles:
Let’s be real, post-COVID, cleanliness is HUGE. And, this is where Allentown/Bethlehem Stay actually surprised me. They're really trying, I will give them that. Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. Daily disinfection in common areas. They boasted about Anti-viral cleaning products, Rooms sanitized between stays, and Staff trained in safety protocol. Now, were they absolutely flawless? No. Did I catch the cleaning staff actually, you know, cleaning? Occasionally. But it was definitely a step above some other places I've been to. They even did Room sanitization opt-out available, which gave me a sense of control. They also had Individually-wrapped food options for breakfast. They are trying! They're also using Sterilizing equipment.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Grub Rundown:
Alright, food. This is where things got a little…mixed.
Breakfast [buffet]: The promised buffet? It was there. And…it wasn’t a culinary revelation. But, it was edible, they had your basics with different options such as Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, with Coffee/tea in restaurant, and Breakfast takeaway service! They also had Bottle of water!
Restaurants/Bars: Restaurants and Bar are on-site, but I didn't try them.
Room Service? Yep, Room service [24-hour] is a thing!
Happy hour: I didn't find any signs for happy hour and didn't inquire.
The "Secret": Okay. Maybe the "Shocking Secret" is that the food situation is…sufficient? Not world-class, but it won't kill you.
Services and Conveniences – The "Things They Don't Tell You" Part
Okay, so the official stuff. 24-hour front desk, daily housekeeping, luggage storage, concierge service, currency exchange…the usual suspects. The dry cleaning and laundry service are a nice plus. I noticed a convenience store on the premises, but I didn't need any of the products offered.
For the Kids – Childcare and Fun:
They claim to be Family/child friendly!
Getting Around – The Parking Situation & Other Transportation:
Car park [free of charge]! Yeah, that's a win. They also have Car park [on-site] if the free lot fills up. Taxi service is available, and they have airport transfer.
Available in All Rooms – The Nitty Gritty:
Okay, let's talk about the rooms. My biggest issue? The pillows were like sleeping on bricks. But, moving on…
- Air conditioning! A must, especially in that area.
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential. Though the coffee tasted like burnt toast.
- Hair dryer: Good to go! It worked!
- Free bottled water: Nice touch.
- Mirror: It reflected. A vital component.
- Smoke alarm. (Important: Non-smoking rooms!)
- TV: with Satellite/cable channels.
- Shower: It worked!
Things to Do – Relaxing vs. Going Out:
This is where it gets dicey, because I'm not one for gyms, spas, or saunas, but here is a list of options:
- Fitness center: I went; I will be honest, it was small, and not the best but not the worst either.
Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
Now, the Emotional Stuff (Where I Get Real):
Okay, so what was the "secret" that shocked me, you ask? Honestly? It wasn't a grand conspiracy. It wasn't some hidden speakeasy. It wasn't even a particularly amazing experience.
But here it is:
The secret is the price. It was incredibly affordable. Like, shockingly so. In today's world, a functional, clean hotel room with a basic breakfast for the price I paid? That's almost a miracle. Not a flawless experience, by any means, but for the cost? Totally worth it.
The Offer (The "Book Now" Part):
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to plunge into the swirling vortex of… my trip to Extended Stay America Suites - Allentown - Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Yeah, I know, glamorous, right? But hey, even in the land of beige and complimentary shampoo, there's a story to be told. And trust me, there's always a story.
Day 1: Arrival (and Existential Dread in a Kitchenette)
- 1:00 PM: Arrival and the Parking Lot Blues. Pulled up to the Extended Stay. First impression? Well, the parking lot looked like a desolate wasteland, populated only by minivans and the ghosts of forgotten Tupperware containers. Found a spot, miraculously free of rogue shopping carts. Score! The lobby? Predictable beige. Kinda gave me the feeling I was entering a purgatory of budget travel.
- 1:30 PM-ish: Check-In and Room Roulette. The check-in was smooth enough. Lady at the desk had a nametag that was so smudged, it was like a Rorschach test for tired hotel clerks. My room? Well, let's just say I've seen more personality in a potato. Opened the door, and BAM! A kitchenette! Never been more excited and terrified at the same time. "Can I even boil water in here without setting off the smoke alarm?" was my first thought. Spoiler alert: I did, and the smoke alarm did not go off. Victory! But the microwave? Oh, the microwave. It was like a relic from the Jurassic period, complete with a turntable that looked suspiciously like it might eat my leftovers.
- 2:00 PM: Settling In and the Great Snack Debacle. Unpacked the essentials (phone charger, book, emergency chocolate). Then came the crucial business: snacks. I'd packed an army of them: trail mix, protein bars, the works. Tried to be healthy, so I ate some trail mix (which had way too many raisins, by the way. Who likes raisins?). The trail mix made me thirsty. Cue a desperate search for water. My water bottle was still in the car. I didn't feel like going back out there. Decided I could wait till dinner.
- 3:00 PM: Exploration (Or, "Where's the Damn Coffee?") Realized I didn't know my way around the hotel. Started wandering the halls. The decor was… consistent. Beige. With beige accents. Met a lady pushing a vacuum, who gave me a look of suspicion and disappeared. Eventually, found the "gym" (quote marks because it was basically a treadmill and a weight bench in a closet). Later, tried to find coffee, went to the front desk to ask when the coffee would be ready, was told to come back in 30 minutes, I will go for it.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner, or the Art of Compromise. "Should I cook in this kitchenette?" became the question of the hour. I felt like a pioneer woman about to rough it. Ended up ordering takeout from the Italian place down the street (because, comfort food). The pizza was… adequate. The breadsticks were slightly stale. But, hey, at least I didn't burn the place down trying to cook something.
- 7:00 PM: Evening TV and the Battle for the Remote. Found the TV remote. Started a war with the hotel TV which was old and didn't work for some time after I turned it on. Gave up after 20 minutes. Started reading my book.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime and the Thoughts of My Own Life. Wondered what it would be like to actually live here. Got the feeling of a quiet sadness which was instantly replaced by determination to make my trip a success.
- 10:00 PM: Insomnia. I wasn't tired. I was ready to start planning the next day.
Day 2: Bethlehem's Hidden Gems (and My Inner Monologue)
- 7:00 AM: The Breakfast Brouhaha (AKA, Sacrificing My Sanity). Remember that "free breakfast" I mentioned? Let's just say "free" is stretching the definition. Continental is probably a better description. There were some muffins, some instant oatmeal, and some questionable yogurt. Made some instant oatmeal, which tasted like cardboard. Decided to skip the yogurt, even though it was the only thing that looked remotely appetizing.
- 8:00 AM: Exploring Bethlehem. Went to the Historic Moravian Bethlehem. It was pretty! Actually beautiful. There were old buildings and cobblestone streets and… wait, is that a ghost tour sign? I didn't do the ghost tour, because, well, ghosts are a little too much existential dread for a Tuesday morning. Wandered around, took some pictures. Felt vaguely historical.
- 10:00 AM: Lunch and the Discovery of a Real Gem. I found a small diner called "The Real Deal Diner." They had great soups! Really, I wish I could tell you the whole thing, but the food was so good! Everyone there was friendly and you could really feel the community! That's where I'd spend the rest of my time!
- 12:00 PM: The "I'm Going To See All The Shops" Debacle. I went to some of the shops. They were nice and all, but I am not a shopper. I wanted to be done with my tour of the shops and find a place to sit and look up at the sky!
- 2:00 PM: Back to the Room - or, "Is This My Life Now?" More existential dread. That feeling of being in a hotel room alone, and just sitting there. It crept in. But then I started thinking about all the crazy things I've done. All the risks I've taken. And you know what? This room? Well, it's fine. It's a place to stay. It's safe. And I can leave tomorrow. And then I made some tea because I'd gotten a great cup, and I was really happy.
- 4:00 PM: Decided to be a tourist. Took photos. Made a note in my journal of something I saw and immediately forgot about.
- 6:00 PM: More Dinner. (Still the Same Pizza Place). I walked over because I felt like a change of pace. The same guy at the counter. He looked exactly like the guy on my street.
- 8:00 PM: Netflix and the sweet escape. Because I'd been on my feet all day.
- 10:00 PM: The "Am I Enjoying Myself?" Panic. Yes. Yes, I was.
Day 3: Departure (and a Farewell to Beige)
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast, Again. (Same Bland Fate).
- 8:00 AM: Checkout. I had to take photos. This was my vacation!
- 9:00 AM: Headed Home. I realized I'd done it! I had survived the Extended Stay. And you know what? I wouldn't trade this experience for anything. Even the beige. Because, amidst the drabness, there's always a story to be found. And a good darn cup of coffee… somewhere.
Okay, First Things First: Allentown or Bethlehem? Which One Should I Pick? Help!
What's This "Hotel's Secret" You Keep Teasing? Spill the Tea!
Okay, hypothetically let's say it IS an overpriced hotel bar. What's the Best Hangouts in either Bethlehem or Allentown?
Bethlehem:
- Brew Works: Great beer selection, good food, and always a lively atmosphere. Plus, you're in Bethlehem, so the historic vibes are strong. I once tried to order nachos here and the waiter looked at me like I was speaking Martian. I had to rethink my life.
- Fegley's Brew Works: *Another* brew works? Yes. Because beer is good. Different spot, different beers. If you're a beer nerd, you'll be in heaven. Also, the staff seem to be trained to ignore the drunk locals. Great life skill, I tell you.
- The SteelStacks: Artsy, cool, and always something going on. Live music, events, shows, the works. It's a great spot if you like to people-watch, or want some actual culture.
Allentown:
- Bell Hall: This place is a classic. Good food, good drinks, and a nice, friendly atmosphere. I've been there when a full-scale mosh pit broke out at a birthday party. It was... memorable.
- The Hamilton Kitchen and Bar: More upscale, but still relaxed. Good for a date, or if you just want to feel fancy for an hour. I once witnessed a proposal here. It was a very romantic moment. I ended up ordering more french fries to curb my emotions.
- Roar Social House: Alright, this place is not a cafe, but an absolute club. Prepare yourself for a very loud evening.
Remember: My taste is subjective. Your mileage may vary. And hey, if you *do* find that secret hotel bar, tell me. I have a thirst to quench.
How Do I Get Around? Car? Uber? Other?
- Car: This is generally your best bet, especially if you’re venturing outside of the immediate downtown areas. Parking can be a *beast* in some areas, so be prepared to walk or use some Google Maps magic to find a spot.
- Uber/Lyft: They're readily available, though surge pricing can be a bummer. Good for late nights, or if you just don't feel like driving.
- Walking: Downtown Bethlehem is very walkable, and some parts of Allentown are too. Consider sensible shoes, because cobbles can get rough.
- Public Transportation: Ugh. I won't lie. The Lehigh and Northampton Transportation Authority (LANTA) exists. It's... fine. But, and this is a big but: It's not super extensive. Plan accordingly.
What About Food? Gimme the Food! (and Shopping!)
- Bethlehem Bites: Okay, let's be honest: Bethlehem's got more charm than food-forward. BUT! You'll find some gems. Check out the German restaurants for a true eating experience, or maybe a fancy place with local cuisine.
- Allentown Eats: Allentown is more diverse. There's everything from fancy restaurants to hole-in-the-wall ethnic joints. You can find everything from amazing pho, Mexican, Ethiopian, everything. Seriously, explore. The food is why I go.
- Shopping: This is where Allentown gets more of an edge. There are more malls, more specialty shops, and generally more options. Bethlehem has some cute boutiques, but it's a bit more focused on the touristy stuff. Be prepared to spend money.
I'm Bringing the Kids! What's There to Do WITH them?
- Da Vinci Science Center (Allentown): Interactive exhibits! Kids love it. Grown-ups often do too.
- The Crayola Experience (Easton, nearby): If your kids love crayons, this is their Disneyland. Be prepared for a sugar rush.
- Zoo (Lehigh Valley Zoo, Schnecksville): A classic. Animals!
- Parks: There are parks all over the place. Just Google for the ones in your area. Pack snacks.
- Avoid the "Hotel's Secret" if involving the hotel's basement: Just saying...
So, Back to that "Secret"... What IF It's Bad?!
- If it's a health hazard: GET OUT. Seriously. Report itCheap Hotel SearchExtended Stay America Suites - Allentown - Bethlehem Bethlehem (PA) United States
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